A Honeymooners Memorial Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Memorial Day:

(Ralph comes home.)

Ralph: “Alice! Alice!”

Alice: “What is it Ralph?”

Ralph: “The Raccoons are having a Memorial Day concert on the beach at Coney Island. We are forming a band and we will all sing patriotic songs and guess who is the front man and whose idea this was?”

Alice: “It was your brain fart.”

Ralph: “Why do you say that?”

Alice: “Ralph, it’s going to pour cats and dogs on that day.”

Ralph: “That shows you how much you know. I know that it WON’T and I will show you. My picture will be on the front page of every Facebook page in the country.”

Alice: “Yes, for being an idiot.”

Ralph: “I’m full of great ideas.”

Alice: “Your full of…”

Ralph (yells): “DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT.”

(A pause.)

Ralph: “I will show you.”

(On Memorial Day, Ralph & Ed are getting ready.)

Ed: “Ralph, it’s going to looks like rain.”

Ralph: “It’s NOT going to rain. I know about meteorology. I’m just like Al Roker.”

Ed: “Yeah, the Al of the 1980s.”

Ralph: “Oh, you are a riot Norton.”

(They finish setting up everything with fellow Raccoons on the stage.)

Ralph (into the microphone): “HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! IT IS THE USA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY! LET US CELEBRATE.”

(They start playing “Party In The USA” very horribly as rain starts to fall.)

Ralph (into the microphone, singing loudly and horribly as people are booing as more rain starts to fall): “I HOPPED OF A PLANE AT LAX…”

(Soon it starts pouring cats and dogs as Ralph is soon standing there humiliated.)

(A still soaked Ralph comes back home.)

Alice: “Well Ralph, your image is on Facebook with you being humiliated.”

Ralph: “Ooooh.”

(A still soaked Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “The Miami Beach Memorial Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

[Dude111]

I must have mi$$ed that episode!!

I hope everyone has a good memorial day..