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MA · 11-16-2018, 08:49 AM

Wayne Arnold: [Wayne's friend Wart has returned shell-shocked from Vietnam and is sitting on a bench in just boxers and dog tags] What's wrong, buddy?

Wart: Nothing seems to fit any more.

Wayne Arnold: [Wayne takes his shirt off and offers it to his friend] Here you go. Wear mine.

Confidenceman28 · 10-02-2019, 02:24 PM

I can quote the whole series

Ohio8 · 04-20-2022, 09:46 PM

(First lines of the series.)
Adult Kevin: (narrating)"1968; I was 12 years old. A lot happened that year."

Ohio8 · 04-26-2022, 11:01 PM

Adult Kevin: (narrating)"In fact, he took over the factory two years later, after Dad passed away."

A.K.: "Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories stay with you for the long haul."

(Last lines of the series.)
A.K. (still narrating)"I remember a place, a town, a house. Like a lot of houses... On a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years, I still look back. With wonder."

MA · 07-02-2022, 07:47 AM

Wayne Arnold:
[walking in with a fire hat and vacum cleaner] HAMSTER PATROL!

Kevin Arnold:
Get outta here Wayne!

Wayne Arnold:
Mom told you to clean up after those little rodents!

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:19 PM

Adult Kevin: (narrating)"Adolescence. It's never a pretty sight."

A.K. (narrating)"This much was clear: My family wasn't getting along... Even for us."

Worldsmount3 · 09-27-2025, 08:17 AM

Anything offensive from Wayne is considered offensive from the first 4 seasons of the show

https://youtu.be/m4FpeATFaIg?feature=shared

MA · 05-13-2026, 08:43 AM

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Things never turn out exactly the way you planned. I know they didn't with me. Still, like my father used to say, 'Traffic's traffic, you go where life takes you' and growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next you're gone, but the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a time a place, a particular fourth of July, the things that happened in that decade of war and change. I remember a house like a lot of houses, a yard like a lot of yards, on a street like a lot of other streets. I remember how hard it was growing up among people and places I loved. Most of all, I remember how hard it was to leave. And the thing is, after all these years I still look back in wonder.

11-16-2018, 08:49 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Quotes Wayne Arnold: [Wayne's friend Wart has returned shell-shocked from Vietnam and is sitting on a bench in just boxers and dog tags] What's wrong, buddy? Wart: Nothing seems to fit any more. Wayne Arnold: [Wayne takes his shirt off and offers it to his friend] Here you go. Wear mine.
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04-20-2022, 09:46 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First lines of the series.) Adult Kevin: (narrating)"1968; I was 12 years old. A lot happened that year."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

10-02-2019, 02:24 PM	#2
Confidenceman28 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 29, 2019 Location: USA Posts: 311	I can quote the whole series

04-26-2022, 11:01 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Adult Kevin: (narrating)"In fact, he took over the factory two years later, after Dad passed away." A.K.: "Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories stay with you for the long haul." (Last lines of the series.) A.K. (still narrating)"I remember a place, a town, a house. Like a lot of houses... On a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years, I still look back. With wonder."

07-02-2022, 07:47 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Wayne Arnold: [walking in with a fire hat and vacum cleaner] HAMSTER PATROL! Kevin Arnold: Get outta here Wayne! Wayne Arnold: Mom told you to clean up after those little rodents!

09-21-2023, 07:19 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Adult Kevin: (narrating)"Adolescence. It's never a pretty sight." A.K. (narrating)"This much was clear: My family wasn't getting along... Even for us."

09-27-2025, 08:17 AM	#7
Worldsmount3 New Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Sep 27, 2025 Location: Florida Posts: 70	Anything offensive from Wayne is considered offensive from the first 4 seasons of the show https://youtu.be/m4FpeATFaIg?feature=shared

05-13-2026, 08:43 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Things never turn out exactly the way you planned. I know they didn't with me. Still, like my father used to say, 'Traffic's traffic, you go where life takes you' and growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next you're gone, but the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a time a place, a particular fourth of July, the things that happened in that decade of war and change. I remember a house like a lot of houses, a yard like a lot of yards, on a street like a lot of other streets. I remember how hard it was growing up among people and places I loved. Most of all, I remember how hard it was to leave. And the thing is, after all these years I still look back in wonder.