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Ohio8 · 02-08-2020, 07:38 PM

Jan: "Do you know what satisfaction is?"
Cassie: "Often."

Lois: "Ninety dollars a day to argue in a forest."

Lois: "Somebody call a strike and not tell me?"

MA · 02-08-2020, 08:33 PM

Dot Higgins:
[waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy...

Jan Hoffmeyer:
Imagine finding your father with ANYONE.

Cassie Cranston:
[wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.

Ohio8 · 12-19-2020, 04:11 PM

(Last lines of the series.)
Sonny: "...maybe we can do it again some time."
Dot: "Sure. As long as you're willing to be a gentleman."
(He gives her her coat and purse.)
Dot: "Ohhh! Thank you."
Sonny: "After you."

MA · 12-21-2020, 08:39 AM

Jan Hoffmeyer: [waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy...

Dot Higgins: Imagine finding your father with ANYONE.

Cassie Cranston: [wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.

mustCtv · 12-23-2020, 04:46 PM

Nancy (on uncharacteristically championing Dot): If you mention this to the girls, I'll not only fire you, I'll strike you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

MA · 05-13-2026, 08:41 AM

Cassie Cranston: "Lieberman? That's my doctor!"

02-08-2020, 07:38 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Jan: "Do you know what satisfaction is?" Cassie: "Often." Lois: "Ninety dollars a day to argue in a forest." Lois: "Somebody call a strike and not tell me?"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

02-08-2020, 08:33 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Dot Higgins: [waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy... Jan Hoffmeyer: Imagine finding your father with ANYONE. Cassie Cranston: [wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.
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12-19-2020, 04:11 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last lines of the series.) Sonny: "...maybe we can do it again some time." Dot: "Sure. As long as you're willing to be a gentleman." (He gives her her coat and purse.) Dot: "Ohhh! Thank you." Sonny: "After you."

12-21-2020, 08:39 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jan Hoffmeyer: [waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy... Dot Higgins: Imagine finding your father with ANYONE. Cassie Cranston: [wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.

12-23-2020, 04:46 PM	#5
mustCtv Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 19, 2019 Posts: 7	Nancy (on uncharacteristically championing Dot): If you mention this to the girls, I'll not only fire you, I'll strike you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

05-13-2026, 08:41 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Cassie Cranston: "Lieberman? That's my doctor!"