Things Steve Douglas Wouldn't Say on "My Three Sons" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

biffbronson · 05-02-2026, 02:28 PM

Steve: "That's not lipstick on my collar, Barbara! There were some red markings on one of our helicopter engine parts, and the ink got on my fingers..."

stevea · 05-02-2026, 10:28 PM

Steve and Barbara have just met, and are talking at Mama's Lasagna place.

Steve: Now that we know each other, how about fixing Ernie's grade on that test, babe?

biffbronson · 05-07-2026, 09:02 AM

Steve: "...and I was the one who gave ol' Ern the idea of turning all the desks around."

05-02-2026, 02:28 PM	#1
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Things Steve Douglas Wouldn't Say on "My Three Sons" Steve: "That's not lipstick on my collar, Barbara! There were some red markings on one of our helicopter engine parts, and the ink got on my fingers..."

05-02-2026, 10:28 PM	#2
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,168	Steve and Barbara have just met, and are talking at Mama's Lasagna place. Steve: Now that we know each other, how about fixing Ernie's grade on that test, babe?

05-07-2026, 09:02 AM	#3
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Steve: "...and I was the one who gave ol' Ern the idea of turning all the desks around."