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Ohio8 · 07-05-2025, 05:19 PM

Andy Taylor: "The name ain't 'Clem', it's 'Andy'. Andy Taylor."

Danny: "Whoever heard of a stop sign when there's no road?!?"

Danny: "It's just a tourist trap, that's all."

Will: (town drunk)"I'm under arrest."

Danny: "...even a murderer! has a right to one phone call."

MA · 07-11-2025, 07:33 AM

Rusty Williams: What's wrong?
Danny Williams: [Growling] What makes you think something's WRONG?
Rusty Williams: What did you do?
Danny Williams: Why do you assume I did something?
Rusty Williams: Law of averages.

Ohio8 · 07-19-2025, 04:53 PM

Danny: "He's picked on the wrong guy this time."

Danny: (to Andy)"You want to ad lib with me, hayseed?"

Andy: "We got a outstandin' paper here."

Danny: "There never was a crooked politician that could fight the press."

Andy: "Now, most folks in these parts, five dollars puts a pretty good sized crimp in their pocketbook. Don't you see?"

MA · 08-12-2025, 08:52 AM

Danny Williams: [annoyed] Do you have to?
Rusty Williams: Have to what?
Danny Williams: Do you have to chew those potato chips so loud?
Rusty Williams: Can I help it if they make 'em noisy?

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-12-2025, 12:28 PM

Mr. Kirby: Don't you want to grow up, Rusty?

Rusty Williams: Gosh, no! Then I'd be like Daddy and never have any fun - just children.

MA · 08-14-2025, 02:51 PM

Terry Williams: I know it was all my fault, but I was just trying to play Cupid.
Danny Williams: With poison arrows?

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 07:51 PM

Rusty: "Welcome to the dark ages."

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:10 AM

J. R. Willoughby: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be drinking champagne over Denver!
Danny Williams: Did you ever try to get on an airplane with train tickets?

07-05-2025, 05:19 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Andy Taylor: "The name ain't 'Clem', it's 'Andy'. Andy Taylor." Danny: "Whoever heard of a stop sign when there's no road?!?" Danny: "It's just a tourist trap, that's all." Will: (town drunk)"I'm under arrest." Danny: "...even a murderer! has a right to one phone call."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 07-19-2025 at 04:39 PM.

07-11-2025, 07:33 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Rusty Williams: What's wrong? Danny Williams: [Growling] What makes you think something's WRONG? Rusty Williams: What did you do? Danny Williams: Why do you assume I did something? Rusty Williams: Law of averages.
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07-19-2025, 04:53 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Danny: "He's picked on the wrong guy this time." Danny: (to Andy)"You want to ad lib with me, hayseed?" Andy: "We got a outstandin' paper here." Danny: "There never was a crooked politician that could fight the press." Andy: "Now, most folks in these parts, five dollars puts a pretty good sized crimp in their pocketbook. Don't you see?"

08-12-2025, 08:52 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Danny Williams: [annoyed] Do you have to? Rusty Williams: Have to what? Danny Williams: Do you have to chew those potato chips so loud? Rusty Williams: Can I help it if they make 'em noisy?

08-12-2025, 12:28 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,150	Mr. Kirby: Don't you want to grow up, Rusty? Rusty Williams: Gosh, no! Then I'd be like Daddy and never have any fun - just children.

08-14-2025, 02:51 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Terry Williams: I know it was all my fault, but I was just trying to play Cupid. Danny Williams: With poison arrows?

05-03-2026, 07:51 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Rusty: "Welcome to the dark ages."

05-04-2026, 08:10 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	J. R. Willoughby: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be drinking champagne over Denver! Danny Williams: Did you ever try to get on an airplane with train tickets?