Quotes

[Ohio8]

Kate: "Billie Jo?"
Billie Jo: "Yes, ma'am."
Kate: "When I asked where Uncle Joe was, I didn't mean to start a two-story hollerin' match."

Billie Jo: "Why didn't he take the letter?"
Kate: "That would be too easy."

Sam: "Stealin' stamps is a Federal offense."

Uncle Joe: "Once you appoint it, you can't unappoint it."

Kate: "Take down this rogue's gallery."

Uncle Joe: "You got a dime?"

[MA]

Kate Bradley: [to the Cannonball] Don't you worry, old girl. We've been through a lot together and we'll get through this, too.

[Ohio8]

David Benton: "This is charming. Absolutely charming, and..."

Kate: (to David)"He's your silent partner."

Kate: (to dog)"Forget what I said about Mr. Benton, and keep an eye on me."

Uncle Joe: "He's better than Liberace."

David: "It's like pullin' teeth to get Dobble out of his room."

Sam: (to Kate)"And that upset the girls, huh?"

Kate: "There's a delegation of - little, invisible green men from Mars, and they're gonna check in here in ten minutes."

____________ Jo: "If there wasn't a Mr. Dobble, who slept in his bed?"

Mr. Robinson: "Well, I'd better tip off the manager of the Pixley Hotel."

[Ohio8]

Kate: "I have had it. That contraption has got to go."

Uncle Joe: "What's wrong with learnin' to write Japanese?"

[MA]

Adelaide Keane:
Joseph Carson, do you realize you have accomplished the impossible? "Don't nobody tell me I ain't no gentleman." Four negatives in an eight word sentence.

Uncle Joe Carson:
Do you hear that Mort? And I ain't had no education, either.

[Ohio8]

Uncle Joe: "What was that?"
Kate: "Nothing to worry about, Uncle Joe. It's called 'silence'."

Uncle Joe: "So what? Nutty Norman ain't any more a president of that railroad than I am."

Uncle Joe: "That's like askin' a fox what he's doin' in the hen house."

[MA]

Uncle Joe Carson:
As the chief, I've always been worried about the one weak link in the fire department.

Kate Bradley:
So you've decided to resign.