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Ohio8 · 04-19-2025, 06:37 PM

Larry: "I haven't seen this in years."

Moe: "How do you like that? Afraid of a little teddy bear."

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-20-2025, 12:32 AM

Moe: Mind your P's and Q's.
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's.
Moe: Certainly. [Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

MA · 05-04-2025, 08:39 AM

Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! - Curly

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-04-2025, 10:24 AM

LARRY (scratching his right palm): My right palm itches; what's that a sign of?

MOE: Your hand's dirty!

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-04-2025, 10:25 AM

SNORING PASSENGER (snoring): ZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ! Woo- woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! ZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZ! Woo-woo-woo- woo-woo-woo! ZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZ! ARF!!!! ARF!!!!

SHEMP (to Moe): What is that, a Cocker Spaniel?

MOE: No, I think he's just a Spaniel!

MA · 05-10-2025, 09:42 AM

"Doctor! We're mighty proud of you, you've done a wonderful thing for humanity, and when we leave here, we're goin' right down to the president's office and..." "We won't say a word about it!" (Moe & Curly)

Ohio8 · 05-10-2025, 10:42 PM

Larry: "Oh, no. It can't be."
Moe: "He's as nutty as a nest of cuckoos."

MA · 05-11-2025, 08:23 AM

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks." (Shemp)

Ohio8 · 05-31-2025, 07:12 PM

Curly: "It's low man again."

Joe: "Come on, guys. We'll clean house with these mugs."

MA · 06-01-2025, 01:36 PM

Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothin' about makin' movies!

Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 11:26 PM

Curly: "Heyyy. Wait a minute! That's a real one! I'm no fool."
(Curly laughs.)

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 11:45 PM

Woman: "We'll all die with the heat before those dumb ice men get here."

Mrs. Lawrence: "What will I do? My husband's birthday, and no one to cook the dinner."
Moe: "Weep no more, my lady. We'll cook it for ya."
Curly: "Certainly. WE'll cook you a dinner that'll be the talk of the town, also the county."
Mrs. Lawrence: "You will?"
Moe, Curly, Larry: (in unison) "Will we."
(Door buzzer is heard.)
Mrs. Lawrence: "There's my husband."
(She leaves the kitchen.)
Larry: (to Moe) "Do we know how to cook?"
Moe: "Do we."
Curly: "Do we?"

MA · 05-04-2026, 07:52 AM

"Don't worry, I got what it takes to cure him." (Moe)

04-19-2025, 06:37 PM	#511
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Larry: "I haven't seen this in years." Moe: "How do you like that? Afraid of a little teddy bear."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

05-04-2025, 08:39 AM	#513
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! - Curly
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05-04-2025, 10:24 AM	#514
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,621	LARRY (scratching his right palm): My right palm itches; what's that a sign of? MOE: Your hand's dirty!
	Last edited by ThisLittlePiggy; 05-12-2025 at 01:11 PM.

05-03-2026, 11:26 PM	#521
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Curly: "Heyyy. Wait a minute! That's a real one! I'm no fool." (Curly laughs.) Attached Images

04-20-2025, 12:32 AM	#512
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,621	Moe: Mind your P's and Q's. Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's. Moe: Certainly. [Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

05-04-2025, 10:25 AM	#515
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,621	SNORING PASSENGER (snoring): ZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ! Woo- woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! ZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZ! Woo-woo-woo- woo-woo-woo! ZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZ! ARF!!!! ARF!!!! SHEMP (to Moe): What is that, a Cocker Spaniel? MOE: No, I think he's just a Spaniel!

05-10-2025, 09:42 AM	#516
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	"Doctor! We're mighty proud of you, you've done a wonderful thing for humanity, and when we leave here, we're goin' right down to the president's office and..." "We won't say a word about it!" (Moe & Curly)

05-10-2025, 10:42 PM	#517
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Larry: "Oh, no. It can't be." Moe: "He's as nutty as a nest of cuckoos."

05-11-2025, 08:23 AM	#518
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks." (Shemp)

05-31-2025, 07:12 PM	#519
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Curly: "It's low man again." Joe: "Come on, guys. We'll clean house with these mugs."

06-01-2025, 01:36 PM	#520
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothin' about makin' movies! Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.

05-03-2026, 11:45 PM	#522
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Woman: "We'll all die with the heat before those dumb ice men get here." Mrs. Lawrence: "What will I do? My husband's birthday, and no one to cook the dinner." Moe: "Weep no more, my lady. We'll cook it for ya." Curly: "Certainly. WE'll cook you a dinner that'll be the talk of the town, also the county." Mrs. Lawrence: "You will?" Moe, Curly, Larry: (in unison) "Will we." (Door buzzer is heard.) Mrs. Lawrence: "There's my husband." (She leaves the kitchen.) Larry: (to Moe) "Do we know how to cook?" Moe: "Do we." Curly: "Do we?"

05-04-2026, 07:52 AM	#523
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	"Don't worry, I got what it takes to cure him." (Moe)