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ABlairican Pie · 05-11-2005, 12:46 AM

He claims to have changed his name as a way to evangelize to the lost. How do we know he isn't on some sort of Messianic complex?

"Hi, my name is Jesus Christ, and even though I can't get a license in this state, I invite you to accept me into your heart as Lord and Savior. Incidentally, my real name is Pete."

TripperFan · 05-11-2005, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

maybe

i'm thinkign w/ all this healing the blind stuff and making deaf mutes speak, he really hasn't had time to establish a solid credit history

This is it - his itinerary is amazing - miracle here, healing there, preaching, fishing, building bedroom suites - he's a busy guy alright! He's also the guy who does those OxyClean commercials too isn't he?

MsOrange · 05-11-2005, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

This is it - his itinerary is amazing - miracle here, healing there, preaching, fishing, building bedroom suites - he's a busy guy alright! He's also the guy who does those OxyClean commercials too isn't he?

Yea, he cleans up everynow and then to clean up, i mean the dude's gotta get extra money somewhere... the blind dont' pay too good

MsOrange · 05-11-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

Yea, he cleans up everynow and then to clean up, i mean the dude's gotta get extra money somewhere... the blind dont' pay too good

and the disciples are constanly mooching off of him for free fish and wine

TripperFan · 05-11-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain ABlairica

He claims to have changed his name as a way to evangelize to the lost. How do we know he isn't on some sort of Messianic complex?

"Hi, my name is Jesus Christ, and even though I can't get a license in this state, I invite you to accept me into your heart as Lord and Savior. Incidentally, my real name is Pete."

Reminds me of a few eps of St Elsewhere where they had a messianic complex guy on that!! Funny as hell! He was going around healing people....in a hospital.

Brent88 · 05-11-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

The Urologist that did my dad's vasectomy was named Dr. Dick. Dr. Hugh Dick.

I think these people get into their line of work so people will talk.

Oh God...

TripperFan · 05-11-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent88

Oh God...

Actually I saw this before, but for some reason, missed the "Hugh"

Could you imagine his secretary mistyping a letter to someone and typing "Huge" instead of "Hugh"?!?!?! He could lose his medical license!!!

dawsongirl · 05-12-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

Actually I saw this before, but for some reason, missed the "Hugh"

Could you imagine his secretary mistyping a letter to someone and typing "Huge" instead of "Hugh"?!?!?! He could lose his medical license!!!

Brent88 · 05-13-2005, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

Actually I saw this before, but for some reason, missed the "Hugh"

Could you imagine his secretary mistyping a letter to someone and typing "Huge" instead of "Hugh"?!?!?! He could lose his medical license!!!

Brian · 05-13-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

The Urologist that did my dad's vasectomy was named Dr. Dick. Dr. Hugh Dick.

I think these people get into their line of work so people will talk.

I've seen Jay Leno's archived Headlines and there are a few that I found funny.

Like one was a new doctor whose name was Waki Ho.

Another one was a gynecologist named Dr. Feeley. I'm sure he is a wonderful and great doctor. It's just the name that might turn people off.

Hollow · 05-13-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

Actually I saw this before, but for some reason, missed the "Hugh"

Could you imagine his secretary mistyping a letter to someone and typing "Huge" instead of "Hugh"?!?!?! He could lose his medical license!!!

not sure if that would beat MSNBC's horrible mistake when typing the name of the spokesman for the congress of racial equality.

TripperFan · 05-13-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

not sure if that would beat MSNBC's horrible mistake when typing the name of the spokesman for the congress of racial equality.

OH - MY - GOD!!! Bet the graphics guy got his a$$ fired but good that day!!!

James"Thunder"Early · 05-13-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

not sure if that would beat MSNBC's horrible mistake when typing the name of the spokesman for the congress of racial equality.

I think someone was having fun that day.

Dude111 · 04-24-2026, 11:18 AM

Hehehe its sad Jesus cant get a license... I bet God wasnt happy about it

Jesus should be able to!

And Dr Feeley??

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Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,386	Hehehe its sad Jesus cant get a license... I bet God wasnt happy about it Jesus should be able to! And Dr Feeley??