Underwear is important!

[Southern Hellraiser]

Originally Posted by TripperFan

OMG - that's funny! And reminds me of something that happened to me when I was 17.

My boyfriend drove a Ivory, '69 Nova that was suped-up with headers, mag wheels and a red leather interior. Wasn't the run of the mill car in the neighbourhood.
One day after school, I see the car parked in the parking lot with "my boyfriend" leaning over the driver's side in the front seat, looking like he was getting something out of the glove compartment.
I thought to myself how nice it was that he came to pick me up after school (even though I lived just across the road). Maybe he wanted to go somewhere.
I sneaked up behind him, and gave him a "gotchya grab" from behind and planted a huge kiss on the back of his neck that made him whip around to face me.

It wasn't my boyfriend AT ALL! I had just grabbed the family jewels of a total stranger!!!

What made matters worse, was that when I was telling my boyfriend about it later, he didn't seem to care what I had done - he was more interested in the fact that another guy had the same car as he did!

[JDS84]

[*MIBabe03*]

Originally Posted by TripperFan

OMG - that's funny! And reminds me of something that happened to me when I was 17.

My boyfriend drove a Ivory, '69 Nova that was suped-up with headers, mag wheels and a red leather interior. Wasn't the run of the mill car in the neighbourhood.
One day after school, I see the car parked in the parking lot with "my boyfriend" leaning over the driver's side in the front seat, looking like he was getting something out of the glove compartment.
I thought to myself how nice it was that he came to pick me up after school (even though I lived just across the road). Maybe he wanted to go somewhere.
I sneaked up behind him, and gave him a "gotchya grab" from behind and planted a huge kiss on the back of his neck that made him whip around to face me.

It wasn't my boyfriend AT ALL! I had just grabbed the family jewels of a total stranger!!!

What made matters worse, was that when I was telling my boyfriend about it later, he didn't seem to care what I had done - he was more interested in the fact that another guy had the same car as he did!

See that would only happen to you.

[robyrob]

Originally Posted by TripperFan

OMG - that's funny! And reminds me of something that happened to me when I was 17.

My boyfriend drove a Ivory, '69 Nova that was suped-up with headers, mag wheels and a red leather interior. Wasn't the run of the mill car in the neighbourhood.
One day after school, I see the car parked in the parking lot with "my boyfriend" leaning over the driver's side in the front seat, looking like he was getting something out of the glove compartment.
I thought to myself how nice it was that he came to pick me up after school (even though I lived just across the road). Maybe he wanted to go somewhere.
I sneaked up behind him, and gave him a "gotchya grab" from behind and planted a huge kiss on the back of his neck that made him whip around to face me.

It wasn't my boyfriend AT ALL! I had just grabbed the family jewels of a total stranger!!!

What made matters worse, was that when I was telling my boyfriend about it later, he didn't seem to care what I had done - he was more interested in the fact that another guy had the same car as he did!

see, that NEVER would've happened if you had brought your teapot with you

...and if it DID happen anyways, you could just start waving your teapot around and everyone would just think you were crazy and ignore your "grabbiness"

[TripperFan]

Originally Posted by *MIBabe03*

See that would only happen to you.

Tell me about it!! I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself!

Honestly though - I SWEAR the car AND guy were identical to my boyfriend! Its the guy liking his car more that's the story of my life!!

[TripperFan]

Originally Posted by robyrob

see, that NEVER would've happened if you had brought your teapot with you

...and if it DID happen anyways, you could just start waving your teapot around and everyone would just think you were crazy and ignore your "grabbiness"

Ooooooooo - K

I think I've missed a thread or two here with the teapot reference. I'll have to check that one out.





And as for the woman not recognizing her hubby's equipment - when you've got a crowd around you, know your husband was wearing shorts, is at an angle where his "boys" are low to the ground and are panicking to "hide the evidence", you're not going to take the time to check to see whether he was Jewish or not, and at a quick glance, that's basically all the difference would be! You can't blame her!

Then again, she might have just seen a much larger wrench that she couldn't resist!

[Dude111]

I dislike Underwear...... I havent worn any in many years