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Bobby F. · 08-07-2005, 08:46 PM

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that
her body hurts wherever she touches it!

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then
she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee
and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she
touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

BoscoGal · 08-07-2005, 08:48 PM

I love it!!!

MsOrange · 08-07-2005, 10:16 PM

desilu90 · 08-09-2005, 12:53 AM

moeee · 08-09-2005, 12:54 AM

Cactus Jack · 08-09-2005, 09:41 AM

Courtnee · 08-09-2005, 10:05 AM

Janice · 08-09-2005, 10:48 AM

Sometimes, the shortest and simplest jokes are the funniest.

Dude111 · 04-23-2026, 12:21 AM

Hehehe I gotta admit what was funny!

But who wouldnt know thier finger is broken??

08-07-2005, 08:46 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Funny Joke! A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it! "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

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08-07-2005, 08:48 PM	#2
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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,389	Sometimes, the shortest and simplest jokes are the funniest.

04-23-2026, 12:21 AM	#9
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,354	Hehehe I gotta admit what was funny! But who wouldnt know thier finger is broken??