Cozi TV Two and a Half Day Two and a Half Men Marathon (2026)

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Beginning Saturday May 2nd, in preparation for Two and a Half Men's debut on Cozi TV, they'll be airing a 2 1/2 day marathon of this long-running sitcom!

List of episodes, all times Eastern:

May 2nd-

11am-S1E1: "Pilot" (OAD: September 22, 2003)
11:30am-S1E2: "Big Flappy Bastards" (OAD: September 29, 2003)
12pm-S1E3: "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" (OAD: October 6, 2003)
12:30pm-S1E4: "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap" (OAD: October 13, 2003)
1pm-S1E5: "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump" (OAD: October 20, 2003)
1:30pm-S1E6: "Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" (OAD: October 27, 2003)
2pm-S1E7: "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" (OAD: November 3, 2003)
2:30pm-S1E8: "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful" (OAD: November 10, 2003)
3pm-S1E9: "Phase One, Complete" (OAD: November 17, 2003)
3:30pm-S1E10: "Merry Thanksgiving" (OAD: November 24, 2003)
4pm-S1E11: "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" (OAD: December 15, 2003)
4:30pm-S1E12: "Camel Filters and Pheromones" (OAD: January 5, 2004)
5pm-S1E13: "Sarah Like Puny Alan" (OAD: January 12, 2004)
5:30pm-S1E14: "I Can't Afford Hyenas" (OAD: February 2, 2004)
6pm-S1E15: "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick" (OAD: February 9, 2004)
6:30pm-S1E16: "That Was Saliva, Alan" (OAD: February 16, 2004)
7pm-S1E17: "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats" (OAD: February 23, 2004)
7:30pm-S1E18: "An Old Flame with a New Wick" (OAD: March 1, 2004)

May 3rd-

11am-S1E19: "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" (OAD: March 22, 2004)
11:30am-S1E20: "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" (OAD: April 19, 2004)
12pm-S1E21: "No Sniffing, No Wowing" (OAD: May 3, 2004)
12:30pm-S1E22: "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet" (OAD: May 10, 2004)
1pm-S1E23: "Just Like Buffalo" (OAD: May 17, 2004)
1:30pm-S1E24: "Can You Feel My Finger? (OAD: May 24, 2004)
2pm-S2E1: "Back Off, Mary Poppins" (OAD: September 20, 2004)
2:30pm-S2E2: "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" (OAD: September 27, 2004)
3pm-S2E3: "A Bag Full of Jawea" (OAD: October 4, 2004)
3:30pm-S2E4: "Go Get Mommy's Bra" (OAD: October 11, 2004)
4pm-S2E5: "Bad News from the Clinic?" (OAD: October 18, 2004)
4:30pm-S2E6: "The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance" (OAD: October 25, 2004)
5pm-S2E7: "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" (OAD: November 8, 2004)
5:30pm-S2E8: "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" (OAD: November 15, 2004)
6pm-S2E9: "Yes, Monsignor" (S2E9, OAD: November 22, 2004)
6:30pm-S2E10: "The Salmon Under My Sweater" (OAD: November 29, 2004)
7pm-S2E11: "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" (OAD: December 13, 2004)
7:30pm-S2E12: "A Lungful of Alan" (OAD: January 3, 2005)

May 4th-

11am-S2E13: "Zejdź z Moich Włosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)" (OAD: January 17, 2005)
11:30am-S2E14: "Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts" (OAD: January 31, 2005)
12pm-S2E15: "Smell the Umbrella Stand" (OAD: February 7, 2005)
12:30pm-S2E16: "Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?" (OAD: February 14, 2005)
1pm-S2E17: "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!" (OAD: February 21, 2005)
1:30pm-S2E18: "It Was 'Mame', Mom" (OAD: March 7, 2005)
2pm-S2E19: "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" (OAD: March 21, 2005)
2:30pm-S2E20: "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" (OAD: April 18, 2005)
3pm-S2E21: "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" (OAD: May 2, 2005)
3:30pm-S2E22: "That Old Hose Bag is My Mother" (OAD: May 9, 2005)
4pm-S2E23: "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" (OAD: May 16, 2005)
4:30pm-S2E24: "Does This Smell Funny to You?" (OAD: May 23, 2005)