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MA · 10-25-2025, 07:38 AM

The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-25-2025, 02:11 PM

Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party?
Richie: I haven't decided yet.
Marion: How about something like Donald Duck?
Richie: Oh, Mom!
Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck?
Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.

MA · 10-30-2025, 08:00 AM

The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!

Ohio8 · 03-29-2026, 09:20 PM

Richie: (on telephone) "Mom, you can say 'toilet paper' over the phone."

Potsie: "Trust me. I'm wordly."

Potsie: "Don't worry, Richard. I'll try to figure out something."

Potsie: "Now, that's what I call a woman."

Richie: "She jiggles pretty well."

Potsie: "What's America coming to when strippers don't strip?"

Howard: "Richard, I tell your mother everything. She understands."

Potsie: "Took it all off? You got to see it to believe it."

Fonzie: "'cause bull makes the world go around."

MA · 04-01-2026, 09:45 AM

Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?
Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.
Marion: That's very admirable.
Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.

10-25-2025, 07:38 AM	#241
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met? Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed? The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
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03-29-2026, 09:20 PM	#244
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Richie: (on telephone) "Mom, you can say 'toilet paper' over the phone." Potsie: "Trust me. I'm wordly." Potsie: "Don't worry, Richard. I'll try to figure out something." Potsie: "Now, that's what I call a woman." Richie: "She jiggles pretty well." Potsie: "What's America coming to when strippers don't strip?" Howard: "Richard, I tell your mother everything. She understands." Potsie: "Took it all off? You got to see it to believe it." Fonzie: "'cause bull makes the world go around."
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10-25-2025, 02:11 PM	#242
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,202	Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party? Richie: I haven't decided yet. Marion: How about something like Donald Duck? Richie: Oh, Mom! Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck? Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.

10-30-2025, 08:00 AM	#243
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us. Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill! The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!

04-01-2026, 09:45 AM	#245
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school? Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop. Marion: That's very admirable. Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.