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The Kramdens & Nortons go to Walt Disney World:
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Orlando.) Ralph (yells): “WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE?” Alice (yells): “RALPH, DID YOU HAVE TO SPEED IN THE RENTAL CAR?” Ralph (yells): “I WANNA SEE MICKIE AND MINNIE.” Ed: “And I want to see Dumbo.” Ralph: “You have a lot in common with him.” Ed: “So do you.” Ralph: “Oooooh, you are gonna get it.” (Alice’s parents arrive. Ralph is even more upset.) Alice’s Mom: “Hi Sonny Boy. You have a lot in common with Dumbo.” (Ed laughs.) Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!” Alice’s Dad: “Are we ready to go to Sea World?” Trixie: “I am.” Alice’s Mom: “Ralph will love seeing all those whales. They probably remind me of him.” Ralph (muttering): “Just one swing.” (After the show, Ralph is standing near the edge of the pool.) Ed: “Ralph, I wouldn’t do that. That’s breaking the rules here.” Ralph: “You sound just like Alice. No one’s looking. I’m taking these home movie to show to the boys at home what a real genius I am.” (Slipping and falling into the water, yells): “DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” (Splash.) (Everyone bails a soaking wet Ralph out of jail.) Alice: “What do you have to say for yourself?” Alice’s Mom: “I just uploaded the entire video to the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page. Everyone got a real good laugh.” Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH. A BLAB-BER-MOUTH.” (They fight while everyone tries to keep the peace.) (A soaking wet Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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I must have mi$$ed that episode!!
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