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MA · 05-05-2025, 08:52 AM

Ward Cleaver: How'd the fishing go Beav?
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Great Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said.

stevea · 10-01-2025, 08:39 AM

June: Beaver, look at your sock! [It has a hole in the heel]

Beaver: Oh, yeah, I noticed that this morning.

June: Then why didn't you change it?

Beaver: I figured my shoe would cover it up.

MA · 12-02-2025, 08:59 PM

Ward Cleaver: I'm going to change my clothes and finish painting those trash cans myself; the boys ran out on the job.
June Cleaver: Well dear you can't blame them too much, they went over to see the big fire at the lumber yard.
Ward Cleaver: Fire?
June Cleaver: Yes, they couldn't resist it, and after all they are just boys.
Ward Cleaver: Tom Corton's lumber yard?
June Cleaver: Yes, it's been on the radio. Why, they've called out fire companies from all over.
Ward Cleaver: Well it must be quite a fire.
June Cleaver: Yes, it must be.
Ward Cleaver: June, I wonder if you'd go out to the garage and put those brushes in some turpentine, I won't be too long. (Rushes out the back door.)
June Cleaver: Once a boy always a boy.

stevea · 12-23-2025, 05:15 PM

Beaver returns from fishing, wit bait in his pocket.

Wally: Hey, Beaver, you small bad.

Beaver: I don't smell bad to me.

MA · 01-23-2026, 09:07 AM

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.
Larry Mondello: Okay.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I, Beaver Cleaver, swear to die for Larry Mondello and always stick up for him and never snitch on him and be his friend forever.

stevea · 01-24-2026, 11:53 PM

Wally: Beaver, aren't you getting tired of just hangin' around the library all the time?

Beaver: I sure am. There's nothin' to do there but read.

MA · 01-28-2026, 09:34 AM

Fred Rutherford: [Wally and Eddie's prank on Lumpy has backfired] Clarence! Did you wrap this chain around the axle of your car and then try to drive off?
Clarence 'Lumpy' Rutherford: Gosh no, Daddy! Why would I do something like that?
Fred Rutherford: It just seems like something you would do.

stevea · 02-04-2026, 09:45 AM

Eddie, to Beaver: Some basketball player. You couldn't dribble down your chin heh heh.

MA · 02-05-2026, 04:08 PM

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?
Wally Cleaver: He works at it.

05-05-2025, 08:52 AM	#406
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Ward Cleaver: How'd the fishing go Beav? Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Great Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said.
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10-01-2025, 08:39 AM	#407
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,439	June: Beaver, look at your sock! [It has a hole in the heel] Beaver: Oh, yeah, I noticed that this morning. June: Then why didn't you change it? Beaver: I figured my shoe would cover it up.

12-02-2025, 08:59 PM	#408
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Ward Cleaver: I'm going to change my clothes and finish painting those trash cans myself; the boys ran out on the job. June Cleaver: Well dear you can't blame them too much, they went over to see the big fire at the lumber yard. Ward Cleaver: Fire? June Cleaver: Yes, they couldn't resist it, and after all they are just boys. Ward Cleaver: Tom Corton's lumber yard? June Cleaver: Yes, it's been on the radio. Why, they've called out fire companies from all over. Ward Cleaver: Well it must be quite a fire. June Cleaver: Yes, it must be. Ward Cleaver: June, I wonder if you'd go out to the garage and put those brushes in some turpentine, I won't be too long. (Rushes out the back door.) June Cleaver: Once a boy always a boy.

12-23-2025, 05:15 PM	#409
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,439	Beaver returns from fishing, wit bait in his pocket. Wally: Hey, Beaver, you small bad. Beaver: I don't smell bad to me.

01-23-2026, 09:07 AM	#410
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something. Larry Mondello: Okay. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I, Beaver Cleaver, swear to die for Larry Mondello and always stick up for him and never snitch on him and be his friend forever.

01-24-2026, 11:53 PM	#411
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,439	Wally: Beaver, aren't you getting tired of just hangin' around the library all the time? Beaver: I sure am. There's nothin' to do there but read.

01-28-2026, 09:34 AM	#412
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Fred Rutherford: [Wally and Eddie's prank on Lumpy has backfired] Clarence! Did you wrap this chain around the axle of your car and then try to drive off? Clarence 'Lumpy' Rutherford: Gosh no, Daddy! Why would I do something like that? Fred Rutherford: It just seems like something you would do.

02-04-2026, 09:45 AM	#413
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,439	Eddie, to Beaver: Some basketball player. You couldn't dribble down your chin heh heh.

02-05-2026, 04:08 PM	#414
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy? Wally Cleaver: He works at it.