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RetroGuy2000 · 03-03-2021, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Yes, there was originally a larger cast of Mrs. Garrett marigolds in front of the cafeteria, but Jo made a purge.

'80sSitcoms · 03-12-2021, 12:41 PM

There once was a pair of Amphibians
And their names were Frog and Toad-ibians
Then Sue Ann and Cindy
Got as close as kin-dy
And they became the new best friend-ibians

RetroGuy2000 · 03-23-2021, 12:36 AM

This one's in honor of "Free Spirit":

There once was a school near Poughkeepsie*
Where Garrett's young son is a gypsy
He lies about stuff
'Til she's had enough
And packs his bags, destined for Cinci

*artistic license, as Peekskill and Poughkeepsie are only 30 miles apart.

valentina warner · 03-23-2021, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

This one's in honor of "Free Spirit":

There once was a school near Poughkeepsie*
Where Garrett's young son is a gypsy
He lies about stuff
'Til she's had enough
And packs his bags, destined for Cinci

*artistic license, as Peekskill and Poughkeepsie are only 30 miles apart.

Ha ha good one Retro!

RetroGuy2000 · 03-24-2021, 12:58 AM

Why thank you, Valentina!

'80sSitcoms · 03-24-2021, 10:51 AM

Blair says she'll "julienne something"
And to the kitchen she goes galumphing
But she didn't know
That Cindy, hoho,
Would be down there iron (skillet) pumping

(lots of license here.

)

RetroGuy2000 · 03-24-2021, 11:46 AM

'80sSitcoms · 07-15-2021, 10:48 AM

There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

RetroGuy2000 · 07-15-2021, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

RetroGuy2000 · 07-15-2021, 11:32 AM

There once was a roommate named Kevin
Replacement cast number eleven
He sniffed the girls' clothes
Which the girls really loathe
So Clooney's called in, and it's heaven!

'80sSitcoms · 07-15-2021, 11:44 AM

valentina warner · 07-15-2021, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

There once was a roommate named Kevin
Replacement cast number eleven
He sniffed the girls' clothes
Which the girls really loathe
So Clooney's called in, and it's heaven!

Bravo Retrothat was great: GEORGE definitely came to the rescue in season 7 lol! (although JO didn't fall for him, the way she did with sleazy KEVIN ha ha!)

valentina warner · 07-15-2021, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

That's very good 80s: that's exactly the way JO from the earlier seasons would speak to BLAIR back then hee hee!

RetroGuy2000 · 07-15-2021, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by valentina warner

Bravo Retrothat was great: GEORGE definitely came to the rescue in season 7 lol! (although JO didn't fall for him, the way she did with sleazy KEVIN ha ha!)

Thank you, Valentina! Yes, George was better than Kreepy Kevin.

'80sSitcoms · 01-16-2026, 01:07 PM

There once was a woman named Edna
Who had big hair piled on her head-na
It was oft' in a bun
Times we saw it down: One
In the Paris film all long and red-na

03-12-2021, 12:41 PM	#392
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a pair of Amphibians And their names were Frog and Toad-ibians Then Sue Ann and Cindy Got as close as kin-dy And they became the new best friend-ibians
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03-23-2021, 12:36 AM	#393
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	This one's in honor of "Free Spirit": There once was a school near Poughkeepsie* Where Garrett's young son is a gypsy He lies about stuff 'Til she's had enough And packs his bags, destined for Cinci *artistic license, as Peekskill and Poughkeepsie are only 30 miles apart.

03-24-2021, 12:58 AM	#395
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Why thank you, Valentina!

03-24-2021, 10:51 AM	#396
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Blair says she'll "julienne something" And to the kitchen she goes galumphing But she didn't know That Cindy, hoho, Would be down there iron (skillet) pumping (lots of license here. )

03-24-2021, 11:46 AM	#397
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914

07-15-2021, 10:48 AM	#398
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was an actress named Kari Whose audition for Facts was quite scari 'Cause Nancy came in With a gleeful shark grin And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

07-15-2021, 11:32 AM	#400
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	There once was a roommate named Kevin Replacement cast number eleven He sniffed the girls' clothes Which the girls really loathe So Clooney's called in, and it's heaven!

07-15-2021, 11:44 AM	#401
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474

01-16-2026, 01:07 PM	#405
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a woman named Edna Who had big hair piled on her head-na It was oft' in a bun Times we saw it down: One In the Paris film all long and red-na