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01-16-2026, 07:34 AM
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A Honeymooners MLK Jr Day:
A Honeymooners MLK Jr Day:
(Ralph & Ed are walking the streets of NYC. They see banners celebrating the 40th anniversary of MLK Jr Day.) Ed: “Va-va-va voom! Take a look at the banners Ralph.” Ralph: “I know. Martin would be so proud. If Dr. King was alive today, he would be 97.” Ed: “Imagine living that long.” Ralph: “Tell me about it.” (Ed looks at Ralph.) Ed: “You would DEFINITELY be LUCKY to live that long.” Ralph: “You are a regular riot Norton.” Ed: “We all know what a role model Dr. King was.” Ralph: “He definitely was. I would love it if he rode on my bus.” Ed: “That would be great. You would be the biggest bus driver of all LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY.” (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! LETS GO! LETS GO!” (Ralph wants to fight Ed but Ed runs away. Ralph runs after him.) Man: “I’m surprised that that elephant can run that fast.” (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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