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Frank Gannucci · 12-20-2025, 08:29 AM

A Honeymooners XMas Eve:

(Ralph & Ed are in the American Dream Mall at the Meadowlands in NJ. It’s XMas Eve.)

Ralph: “What a way to get some last minute gifts.”

Ed: “That’s the spirit Ralph-ie boy!”

(A man walks up to them.)

Man: “Sir and sir, we need someone to play Santa and his elf. Are you interested in making some kids dreams come true?”

Ralph: “What the heck. We will do it.”

Ed: “I will be Santa.”

(Ralph gives Ed a stern look.)

Ed: “Ok. You will be Santa.”

Man: “Good we have got the right costume for you. It’s in XXXXXXL.”
As a token of gratitude, these are yours to keep.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

Man: “This job is just for tonight. We close at 6p.”

Ralph: “That’s enough time for us to arrive for our XMas Eve party at my apartment.”

Ed: “Inside that head of yours is a thinking machine.”

Ralph: “Oh I know.”

(They get ready for the job. Ralph as Santa sits on his chair. A kid comes on his lap.)

Ralph: “Hohoho! What do you want for XMas?”

Boy: “A space helmet.”

Ed: “Mt type of kid. I want one because I love Captain Video and his Video Rangers.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “If you are a good boy, then you may get your wish. Hohohoho!”

(More kids come by past the closing time. Ralph & Ed still clad in their costumes go to leave. They go into the car Ralph borrowed from Freddie Muller only to be stuck in traffic gridlock.)

Ralph (yells): “WHAT? THIS IS A FINE FIX.”

Ed: “If only we can fly like Santa and his reindeer. If only you can fit through the manhole so we can swim home.”

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

(To be continued.)

Dude111 · 12-20-2025, 10:05 AM

I got it on VHS but it looks lke digital crap amnd I wanna get it how it looked on analogue TV in the 80s and earlier!

12-20-2025, 08:29 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 15,892	A Honeymooners XMas Eve: A Honeymooners XMas Eve: (Ralph & Ed are in the American Dream Mall at the Meadowlands in NJ. It’s XMas Eve.) Ralph: “What a way to get some last minute gifts.” Ed: “That’s the spirit Ralph-ie boy!” (A man walks up to them.) Man: “Sir and sir, we need someone to play Santa and his elf. Are you interested in making some kids dreams come true?” Ralph: “What the heck. We will do it.” Ed: “I will be Santa.” (Ralph gives Ed a stern look.) Ed: “Ok. You will be Santa.” Man: “Good we have got the right costume for you. It’s in XXXXXXL.” As a token of gratitude, these are yours to keep.” (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!” Man: “This job is just for tonight. We close at 6p.” Ralph: “That’s enough time for us to arrive for our XMas Eve party at my apartment.” Ed: “Inside that head of yours is a thinking machine.” Ralph: “Oh I know.” (They get ready for the job. Ralph as Santa sits on his chair. A kid comes on his lap.) Ralph: “Hohoho! What do you want for XMas?” Boy: “A space helmet.” Ed: “Mt type of kid. I want one because I love Captain Video and his Video Rangers.” (Ralph rolls his eyes.) Ralph: “If you are a good boy, then you may get your wish. Hohohoho!” (More kids come by past the closing time. Ralph & Ed still clad in their costumes go to leave. They go into the car Ralph borrowed from Freddie Muller only to be stuck in traffic gridlock.) Ralph (yells): “WHAT? THIS IS A FINE FIX.” Ed: “If only we can fly like Santa and his reindeer. If only you can fit through the manhole so we can swim home.” Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!” (To be continued.)

12-20-2025, 10:05 AM	#2
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,312	I got it on VHS but it looks lke digital crap amnd I wanna get it how it looked on analogue TV in the 80s and earlier!