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Frank Gannucci · 11-23-2025, 09:54 AM

A Honeymooners Thanksgiving:

(Ralph comes home all excited.)

Ralph: “Alice, guess what?”

Alice: “What?”

Ralph: “I am gonna be with the Raccoons at the Macys Thanksgiving Parade and I will be in charge of leading them carry the Raccoon balloon.”

Alice: “Ralph, that’s wonderful.”

Ralph: “Yes it is and if I have a good showing, I can become the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler. My ship has come in and it’s the QUEEN MARY.”

(On the morning of the parade, Ralph is overseeing them carrying the balloon.)

Ralph: “You guys are supposed to have the balloons up WAY HIGH.”

Ed: “But Ralph, it’s very windy and the balloon may knock down a pole.”

Ralph: “Norton, I don’t need your advice on how to lead. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.”

(Alice & her parents come by.)

Alice: “Ralph, take his advice. He’s right.”

Ralph: “Just a moment. I watched many Thanksgiving parades and this is how they operate. Witness the GENIUS AT WORK.”

(She throws up her arms in frustration.)

(At the parade route, Alice, along with her parents are watching. Al Roker (as himself) is right there.)

Al: “Whomever is controlling that Raccoon balloon ought to have their heads examined. It’s way up high and it’s gonna…”

(Crash!)

(Alice and her parents are upset.)

Alice: “Remember what he said: GENIUS AT WORK.”

Al: “That’s what is going on in this parade. Here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods.”

(Ralph walks by Alice and her parents. Uncle Leo comes by.)

Leo: “Am I too late to see Ralph?”

Alice’s Mom: “You aren’t be too late to see Ralph and not too to late to see him a TURKEY out of himself.”

Ralph (yells): “YOOOOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!”

(They fight while people separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. People cheer.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Let me say as always that the Miami Beach crowds are the best!”

(People cheer.)

Jackie: “Time to introduce the cast. First: Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Audrey comes on stage.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art comes on stage.)

Jackie: “And Al Roker.”

(Audience cheers as Al comes on stage.)

Al: “Let me say this Jackie, you are the GREATEST.”

Jackie: “Thank you.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie (yells): “GOOD NIGHT!”

11-23-2025, 09:54 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 15,892	A Honeymooners Thanksgiving: A Honeymooners Thanksgiving: (Ralph comes home all excited.) Ralph: “Alice, guess what?” Alice: “What?” Ralph: “I am gonna be with the Raccoons at the Macys Thanksgiving Parade and I will be in charge of leading them carry the Raccoon balloon.” Alice: “Ralph, that’s wonderful.” Ralph: “Yes it is and if I have a good showing, I can become the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler. My ship has come in and it’s the QUEEN MARY.” (On the morning of the parade, Ralph is overseeing them carrying the balloon.) Ralph: “You guys are supposed to have the balloons up WAY HIGH.” Ed: “But Ralph, it’s very windy and the balloon may knock down a pole.” Ralph: “Norton, I don’t need your advice on how to lead. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.” (Alice & her parents come by.) Alice: “Ralph, take his advice. He’s right.” Ralph: “Just a moment. I watched many Thanksgiving parades and this is how they operate. Witness the GENIUS AT WORK.” (She throws up her arms in frustration.) (At the parade route, Alice, along with her parents are watching. Al Roker (as himself) is right there.) Al: “Whomever is controlling that Raccoon balloon ought to have their heads examined. It’s way up high and it’s gonna…” (Crash!) (Alice and her parents are upset.) Alice: “Remember what he said: GENIUS AT WORK.” Al: “That’s what is going on in this parade. Here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods.” (Ralph walks by Alice and her parents. Uncle Leo comes by.) Leo: “Am I too late to see Ralph?” Alice’s Mom: “You aren’t be too late to see Ralph and not too to late to see him a TURKEY out of himself.” Ralph (yells): “YOOOOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!” (They fight while people separate them.) (Jackie walks on stage. People cheer.) Jackie: “Thank you. Let me say as always that the Miami Beach crowds are the best!” (People cheer.) Jackie: “Time to introduce the cast. First: Audrey Meadows." (Audience cheers as Audrey comes on stage.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (Audience cheers as Art comes on stage.) Jackie: “And Al Roker.” (Audience cheers as Al comes on stage.) Al: “Let me say this Jackie, you are the GREATEST.” Jackie: “Thank you.” (Crowd cheers.) Jackie (yells): “GOOD NIGHT!”