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11-08-2025, 08:16 AM
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A Honeymooners Veterans Day:
A Honeymooners Veterans Day:
(Ralph & Ed are watching a parade from the top of their apartment building.) Ralph: “So nice of Brooklyn to have their own Veterans Day parade.” Ed: “Seems like this parade is only popular during war time.” Ralph: “That’s true. I remember when Vererans Day was in October. Fortunately they moved it to November.” Ed: “Every Veterans Day Peanuts comic since the 60s has Snoopy claiming he’s going to Bill Mauldin’s house to drink beer.” Ralph: “If only that was true in real life.” Ed: “Hey, I am an army veteran. Why we don’t come down to my place and drink some beers.” Ralph: “Great idea Norton.” Ed: “I know that you can drink three cases and not get drunk.” (Ralph rolls his eyes.) Ralph: “Let’s toast the veterans.” (They sing a song about toasting veterans. After that, the crowd cheers.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. I noticed some servicemen in the front row. Thank you for keeping our country free.” (Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Good night everyone.” (Crowd cheers.) |
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