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terrytowel · 12-30-2024, 10:42 AM

"Judy Hyams Is Alive, and She Lives In Omaha" video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBadVq9QiY4

DALLASTEXAN!! · 12-30-2024, 08:56 PM

He treated staff members to what he called extra spicy chicken.

WishfulDreamer · 12-31-2024, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DALLASTEXAN!!

You don't have the guts to leave!

"Well, it's MY HOUSE!"

DALLASTEXAN!! · 12-31-2024, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

"Well, it's MY HOUSE!"

I love the argument. I thought of that when I was driving through Lockhart Texas recently.

DALLASTEXAN!! · 01-19-2025, 02:13 AM

who the hell is Fi Fi?

1990 UM fan · 01-19-2025, 06:16 AM

"That room was ice cold. I mean, it was as cold as ice."

DALLASTEXAN!! · 11-02-2025, 09:14 PM

In 1947 when a Colonel told a First Lieutenant to do something, the First Lieutenant did that.

tvscript124 · 11-04-2025, 01:51 AM

One of the Lost Loves segments where the parents are looking for the child they gave up as teenagers. The dad yells, "What are you going to do about this? What are you going to do about this?"

WishfulDreamer · 11-04-2025, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tvscript124

One of the Lost Loves segments where the parents are looking for the child they gave up as teenagers. The dad yells, "What are you going to do about this? What are you going to do about this?"

My mom and I used to crack up about that guy's acting.

"YOU'RE 16 AND PREGNANT AND YOU DID IT"

tvscript124 · 11-04-2025, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

My mom and I used to crack up about that guy's acting.

"YOU'RE 16 AND PREGNANT AND YOU DID IT"

IMO the acting was often over the top and unintentionally funny given the seriousness of the segments. But there was a reason for this. They were highly emotional reenactments. Maybe people went for the exaggerated emotions.

DALLASTEXAN!! · 12-06-2025, 07:53 PM

you hurt my girlfriend real bad.

MA · 05-31-2026, 09:19 AM

Jim: They're–they're– they don't know what to do. I think they think I’m going to come after them. I feel like I want to. I feel like I want to– the first one that comes near me, I'm going to throttle him. I don't like these things. I don't care where they come from. They shouldn't be doing this to people.

DALLASTEXAN!! · 05-31-2026, 12:12 PM

He done did the job

tvscript124 · 05-31-2026, 10:10 PM

"Uh-oh!" Reverend's toddler in the Beatrice, Nebraska church explosion unexplained miracle.

"I was just plain lazy."--Another choir member on why she was late.

MA · 06-01-2026, 08:53 AM

Jack: They're right there. Their face is right in my face. I don't know why. I don't want to know. I don't want to know what they want. They're saying things. In my head they're saying, "Don't be afraid." They say, "Do what we say. Just do what we say".

12-30-2024, 08:56 PM	#1292
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,128	He treated staff members to what he called extra spicy chicken.
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01-19-2025, 06:16 AM	#1296
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05-31-2026, 09:19 AM	#1302
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,215	Jim: They're–they're– they don't know what to do. I think they think I’m going to come after them. I feel like I want to. I feel like I want to– the first one that comes near me, I'm going to throttle him. I don't like these things. I don't care where they come from. They shouldn't be doing this to people.
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12-30-2024, 10:42 AM	#1291
terrytowel Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 01, 2022 Location: Toronto Posts: 43	"Judy Hyams Is Alive, and She Lives In Omaha" video below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBadVq9QiY4

01-19-2025, 02:13 AM	#1295
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,128	who the hell is Fi Fi?

11-02-2025, 09:14 PM	#1297
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,128	In 1947 when a Colonel told a First Lieutenant to do something, the First Lieutenant did that.

11-04-2025, 01:51 AM	#1298
tvscript124 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 01, 2024 Posts: 508	One of the Lost Loves segments where the parents are looking for the child they gave up as teenagers. The dad yells, "What are you going to do about this? What are you going to do about this?"

12-06-2025, 07:53 PM	#1301
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,128	you hurt my girlfriend real bad.

05-31-2026, 12:12 PM	#1303
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,128	He done did the job

05-31-2026, 10:10 PM	#1304
tvscript124 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 01, 2024 Posts: 508	"Uh-oh!" Reverend's toddler in the Beatrice, Nebraska church explosion unexplained miracle. "I was just plain lazy."--Another choir member on why she was late.

06-01-2026, 08:53 AM	#1305
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,215	Jack: They're right there. Their face is right in my face. I don't know why. I don't want to know. I don't want to know what they want. They're saying things. In my head they're saying, "Don't be afraid." They say, "Do what we say. Just do what we say".