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MA · 08-29-2018, 05:51 AM

Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.

Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.

Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis.

Tony: Yeah, and she can still walk.

Ohio8 · 12-13-2020, 03:02 PM

Mona: "Ahhh, good old Nick, still blowing hot air."

Johnathan: "Did Nick go to Heaven or Hell?"
Angela: "Oh, I'm sure he went to Heaven, honey."
(Tony laughs.)

Tony: "Hot geraniums. Nick would've loved it."

Mona: "Boy, those Nehru jackets were sharp."

Bruno: "Nick was a good customer; he just wasn't a paying customer."

AB · 12-13-2020, 05:54 PM

Trish (Angela's old friend):

AB · 12-13-2020, 06:00 PM

Tony & Angela:

MA · 12-14-2020, 11:01 AM

Tony:
There are some things that are no good for you, like Crunchy Crawlers, and guys who just want to...

Angela:
Now, just a minute. If I want - [both look down at the kids and back at each other again] Crunchy Crawlers, then I will have Crunchy Crawlers.

Tony:
Crunchy Crawlers are empty calories. Not really satisfying. In an hour, you're gonna want something else.

Angela:
Maybe I'll want more Crunchy Crawlers.

Ohio8 · 02-11-2021, 11:56 PM

Fred: "Mona,you're a feast for the eyes."

Angela: "Fred is dead?"
Tony: "That's what I said."

Ohio8 · 04-20-2021, 05:45 PM

Mona: "He's forgetful but he's fast."

Mona: "Angela, you wouldn't last five minutes at Scotland Yard."

Angela: "I am rearranging my life for him, so he can fool around with some Flatbush floozy?"

Tony: "When'd you turn into Cagney and Lacey?"

Samantha: "I told you she wouldn't know what it was."

Tony: "My old man was a sucker for the big bands, you know."

MA · 04-21-2021, 02:00 PM

Samantha:

"Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke."

Ohio8 · 02-02-2022, 11:32 PM

(Last lines of the series.)
Angela: "So... what are your qualifications?"
Tony: "Ah, well, uh, -- "
(They kiss.)
Angela: "You got the job."
Tony: "No kiddin'."

Ohio8 · 02-02-2022, 11:34 PM

(First lines of the series.)
Tony: (to Samantha)"Are you sure we got everything, honey?"
Samantha: "I'm sure, Daddy."

Ohio8 · 11-19-2023, 12:10 AM

Mona: "Beetle Bailey got punched out by the sarge again."

Tony: "I've seen the ads for that on the backs of the busses."

Angela: "...couldn't Al hang out at the next guy's house?"

Angela: "Nice to know that some people around here have ambition."

Mona: "Yeah. He promised me the first ride."

Mrs. Rossini: "Mona..."
Mona: "Don't even think about it, sister."

Tony: "Hey. Do you think I'm a snob?"
Mona: "You're darn right you are."

Tony: "I love her spirit."

MA · 09-23-2025, 07:11 AM

Angela:

"The problem is, Mother, you sent me a man for a housekeeper."

08-29-2018, 05:51 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Quotes Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell. Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial. Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis. Tony: Yeah, and she can still walk.
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12-13-2020, 03:02 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Mona: "Ahhh, good old Nick, still blowing hot air." Johnathan: "Did Nick go to Heaven or Hell?" Angela: "Oh, I'm sure he went to Heaven, honey." (Tony laughs.) Tony: "Hot geraniums. Nick would've loved it." Mona: "Boy, those Nehru jackets were sharp." Bruno: "Nick was a good customer; he just wasn't a paying customer."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

12-13-2020, 05:54 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Trish (Angela's old friend): Attached Images

12-13-2020, 06:00 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Tony & Angela: Attached Images

04-21-2021, 02:00 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Samantha: "Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke."
	Last edited by MA; 09-23-2025 at 07:11 AM.

12-14-2020, 11:01 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Tony: There are some things that are no good for you, like Crunchy Crawlers, and guys who just want to... Angela: Now, just a minute. If I want - [both look down at the kids and back at each other again] Crunchy Crawlers, then I will have Crunchy Crawlers. Tony: Crunchy Crawlers are empty calories. Not really satisfying. In an hour, you're gonna want something else. Angela: Maybe I'll want more Crunchy Crawlers.

02-11-2021, 11:56 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Fred: "Mona,you're a feast for the eyes." Angela: "Fred is dead?" Tony: "That's what I said."

04-20-2021, 05:45 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Mona: "He's forgetful but he's fast." Mona: "Angela, you wouldn't last five minutes at Scotland Yard." Angela: "I am rearranging my life for him, so he can fool around with some Flatbush floozy?" Tony: "When'd you turn into Cagney and Lacey?" Samantha: "I told you she wouldn't know what it was." Tony: "My old man was a sucker for the big bands, you know."

02-02-2022, 11:32 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	(Last lines of the series.) Angela: "So... what are your qualifications?" Tony: "Ah, well, uh, -- " (They kiss.) Angela: "You got the job." Tony: "No kiddin'."

02-02-2022, 11:34 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	(First lines of the series.) Tony: (to Samantha)"Are you sure we got everything, honey?" Samantha: "I'm sure, Daddy."

11-19-2023, 12:10 AM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Mona: "Beetle Bailey got punched out by the sarge again." Tony: "I've seen the ads for that on the backs of the busses." Angela: "...couldn't Al hang out at the next guy's house?" Angela: "Nice to know that some people around here have ambition." Mona: "Yeah. He promised me the first ride." Mrs. Rossini: "Mona..." Mona: "Don't even think about it, sister." Tony: "Hey. Do you think I'm a snob?" Mona: "You're darn right you are." Tony: "I love her spirit."

09-23-2025, 07:11 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Angela: "The problem is, Mother, you sent me a man for a housekeeper."