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Ohio8 · 07-15-2018, 01:58 PM

Jessica: (to Mary)"I think that there is a curse on this family."
Benson: "If there isn't there should be."

MA · 07-15-2018, 02:06 PM

Announcer: [after describing the often confusing plot line from the previous episode at the top of every show] Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"!

Ohio8 · 08-04-2018, 11:29 PM

Chester: "Burt, go read a comic book."

Chester: "'Scientific 'facts' from the impotent, invisible loon."
Burt: "Yeah, well, I'd rather be a loon than a lecherous embezzling killer."

Jessica: "Did the Devil make Chester disappear?"
Mary: "No, fear made Chester disappear."

Mary: (to Corrine)"Did you sleep with the fire chief?"
Corrine: "Almost, but he had to rush off."

MA · 08-05-2018, 06:38 AM

Burt: I just can't believe it. I cannot believe it! I mean, it's just a small, small world. I can't get over it! I mean, my long, lost son from Hawaii comes to Connecticut and winds up teaching my sister-in-law and her daughter tennis.

Ohio8 · 09-01-2018, 04:59 PM

Billy: "Eunice, I'm worried that insanity is hereditary....I mean, our sister marries a priest, Dad's a murderer, Grandpa's still fighting World War II and Mom lives on Mars....We're next!"

MA · 09-02-2018, 07:10 AM

Corinne Tate Flotsky: I'm moving in with Peter Campbell... who's also having an affair with mother.
Eunice Tate: Come on, Corinne you're not allowed to lie.
Corinne Tate Flotsky: It's the truth.
Eunice Tate: Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?
Corinne Tate Flotsky: That's the one.
Eunice Tate: I can't believe it. I mean it took me twenty years to believe she did it with daddy.

Ohio8 · 09-07-2022, 06:36 PM

(First lines of the series.)
Jessica: "Good morning, Benson. Isn't it a glorious morning?"

Ohio8 · 07-02-2023, 10:46 PM

Jessica: "I have never once, in all these years, had to find x."

Mary: (to Burt)"You can make yourself disappear?"
Burt: "No!"

Eunice: "He does certain things very well."

Jessica: "If it makes you happy, Mary, that's allll that's important."

Jessica: "Chester hates hamburgers."

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:15 PM

Danny: (to Annie)"So, how come we stopped?"
Annie: "The bed broke."

Danny: "There's more to sex than love."

Chester: "That doesn't mean I'm not a nice person."

Chester: "...I'll find a little retribution."
Danny: "Well, that's great, Dad. Where are you gonna find it?"
Chester: "Right here. Tomorrow, I die. Tonight, (aims gun)you die."

(Last lines of the series.)
Private Esquivo: "(Attention.)
General Sandia: "Ready... aim... fire!"
(THe firing squad shoots and kills Jessica.)

MA · 09-13-2025, 07:45 AM

Jessica Gatling Tate: Billy go get mother... something...
Billy Tate: Why can't anybody in this family talk in front of me? For years I went around thinking a surprise party was being planned for me!

07-15-2018, 01:58 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Quotes Jessica: (to Mary)"I think that there is a curse on this family." Benson: "If there isn't there should be."
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07-15-2018, 02:06 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Announcer: [after describing the often confusing plot line from the previous episode at the top of every show] Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"!
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08-04-2018, 11:29 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Chester: "Burt, go read a comic book." Chester: "'Scientific 'facts' from the impotent, invisible loon." Burt: "Yeah, well, I'd rather be a loon than a lecherous embezzling killer." Jessica: "Did the Devil make Chester disappear?" Mary: "No, fear made Chester disappear." Mary: (to Corrine)"Did you sleep with the fire chief?" Corrine: "Almost, but he had to rush off."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-07-2022 at 06:35 PM.

07-02-2023, 10:46 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Jessica: "I have never once, in all these years, had to find x." Mary: (to Burt)"You can make yourself disappear?" Burt: "No!" Eunice: "He does certain things very well." Jessica: "If it makes you happy, Mary, that's allll that's important." Jessica: "Chester hates hamburgers."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-21-2023 at 07:09 PM.

08-05-2018, 06:38 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Burt: I just can't believe it. I cannot believe it! I mean, it's just a small, small world. I can't get over it! I mean, my long, lost son from Hawaii comes to Connecticut and winds up teaching my sister-in-law and her daughter tennis.

09-01-2018, 04:59 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Billy: "Eunice, I'm worried that insanity is hereditary....I mean, our sister marries a priest, Dad's a murderer, Grandpa's still fighting World War II and Mom lives on Mars....We're next!"

09-02-2018, 07:10 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Corinne Tate Flotsky: I'm moving in with Peter Campbell... who's also having an affair with mother. Eunice Tate: Come on, Corinne you're not allowed to lie. Corinne Tate Flotsky: It's the truth. Eunice Tate: Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead? Corinne Tate Flotsky: That's the one. Eunice Tate: I can't believe it. I mean it took me twenty years to believe she did it with daddy.

09-07-2022, 06:36 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	(First lines of the series.) Jessica: "Good morning, Benson. Isn't it a glorious morning?"

09-21-2023, 07:15 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Danny: (to Annie)"So, how come we stopped?" Annie: "The bed broke." Danny: "There's more to sex than love." Chester: "That doesn't mean I'm not a nice person." Chester: "...I'll find a little retribution." Danny: "Well, that's great, Dad. Where are you gonna find it?" Chester: "Right here. Tomorrow, I die. Tonight, (aims gun)you die." (Last lines of the series.) Private Esquivo: "(Attention.) General Sandia: "Ready... aim... fire!" (THe firing squad shoots and kills Jessica.)

09-13-2025, 07:45 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Jessica Gatling Tate: Billy go get mother... something... Billy Tate: Why can't anybody in this family talk in front of me? For years I went around thinking a surprise party was being planned for me!