Quotes

[MA]

Bosley: Charlie knows what he’s doing.
Kelly: Oh sure, like the time he sent us to Nova Scotia to find Mrs Carpenter’s killer?
Sabrina: Oh that was a cute one.
Kelly: Uh-huh, and the killer was managing a banana plantation in Honduras.
Bosley: You got him didn’t you?
Kelly: We were there so long the guy had to come home for Christmas.

[AB]

Jill:

[MA]

Cop 1: License, please.
Sabrina: Uh, that would be a driver's license.
Cop 2: That's the idea.
Sabrina: Look, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine
Cop 2: The gorilla driving the limousine?
Sabrina: I mean, it wasn't really a gorilla. A gorilla can't drive even if he does have his license. It was a person in a gorilla mask.
Cop 1: Have you been drinking, ma'am?

[Ohio8]

Kelly: "Why did you come to Blackmoor, Bo?"
Bo: "To get an education."
Kelly: "Then why are you denying it yo yourself? Think about that, okay?"

Bo: "Wow, Miss Garrett's really something special. I will never cheat in her class."
Donna: "You? Not cheat? Not lie? (scoffs) Not likely."
Bo: "I mean it. I won't."
Donna: "Of course you will, you can't help yourself. Look, nobody understands you like I do, Bo. I advise you to hang on to that."

Kris: "I don't think she likes my hair."
Sabrina: "I don't think she likes anything about me."

Kris: "Now that sounds like a threat."
Donna: "Only because it is."

[MA]

Kelly: Good ole Charlie. First he lets us live among the wolves, then he throws us to them.
Kris: Do you really think I look like that?
Sabrina: I don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.

[Ohio8]

(Last line of the series.)
Kelly: "Well, that's Charlie."
Kris: "Oh, Kelly."

[MA]

Sabrina: Hi, I've heard about you.
Bloody Mary: Oh yeah, what'd ya hear?
Sabrina: That you're good!
Bloody Mary: You don't win by being good you win by being first.