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Ohio8 · 06-06-2023, 11:37 PM

Mark: "You're like a Chinese Shirley MacLaine, you know that?"

Tony Wong: (to Mark)"You make a wish."
(Tony shoots and kills Mark.)

Phoebe: "No, I can see the future."

Mark: (to Piper)"Now do you believe me?"
Piper: "Oh, my God. I can see you but no one else can?"
Mark: "... I'm a ghost."

Piper: "Gates of Hell? I don't understand."
Mark: "If the gatekeeper, Yama, captures my soul before my body's properly buried, he'll take me to Hell. Forever."

Mark: "Yama doesn't care about good or evil. He just wants souls."

Phoebe: "So, how do we know that the guy doesn't really belong in Hell?"
Piper: "Because we can see him. He's one of the innocents we have to protect."
Pru: "Protect from what? He's dead."

Mark: "She's a great friend. Was."

Mark: "Those men pulled the trigger without even thinking."

Piper: (to Tony)"Why did you kill Mark?"
Tony: "I needed his identity."

Piper: "I've never seen anybody killed before."

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:35 PM

Paige: "He's trying to protect something."

Cole: "Let's face it. It's a demon eat demon world out there."

Julie: "Pretty little witch, if you're into that sort of thing."

Paige: "You know what, Cole? Just bite me."

Phoebe: "Of course. Can't anything be easy?"

(After Paige has been turned into a half-vampire.)
Piper: "Paige, we are just trying to help you, damn it!"
Paige: "Catch me if you can."
(Paige turns into a vampire and flies away.)

MA · 08-28-2025, 09:55 AM

[Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it]
Piper: Hello?
Phoebe: Hey, did you make the potion?
Piper: Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion.
[Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck]
Piper: And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs.
Phoebe: Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?
Piper: I'd tell her to get a life.
Phoebe: How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?
Piper: I am taking my own advice.
Phoebe: Eww.

06-06-2023, 11:37 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Mark: "You're like a Chinese Shirley MacLaine, you know that?" Tony Wong: (to Mark)"You make a wish." (Tony shoots and kills Mark.) Phoebe: "No, I can see the future." Mark: (to Piper)"Now do you believe me?" Piper: "Oh, my God. I can see you but no one else can?" Mark: "... I'm a ghost." Piper: "Gates of Hell? I don't understand." Mark: "If the gatekeeper, Yama, captures my soul before my body's properly buried, he'll take me to Hell. Forever." Mark: "Yama doesn't care about good or evil. He just wants souls." Phoebe: "So, how do we know that the guy doesn't really belong in Hell?" Piper: "Because we can see him. He's one of the innocents we have to protect." Pru: "Protect from what? He's dead." Mark: "She's a great friend. Was." Mark: "Those men pulled the trigger without even thinking." Piper: (to Tony)"Why did you kill Mark?" Tony: "I needed his identity." Piper: "I've never seen anybody killed before."
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08-28-2025, 09:55 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	[Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it] Piper: Hello? Phoebe: Hey, did you make the potion? Piper: Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion. [Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck] Piper: And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs. Phoebe: Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight. Piper: Uh-huh. Phoebe: So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone? Piper: I'd tell her to get a life. Phoebe: How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper? Piper: I am taking my own advice. Phoebe: Eww.
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09-21-2023, 07:35 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Paige: "He's trying to protect something." Cole: "Let's face it. It's a demon eat demon world out there." Julie: "Pretty little witch, if you're into that sort of thing." Paige: "You know what, Cole? Just bite me." Phoebe: "Of course. Can't anything be easy?" (After Paige has been turned into a half-vampire.) Piper: "Paige, we are just trying to help you, damn it!" Paige: "Catch me if you can." (Paige turns into a vampire and flies away.)