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MA · 04-12-2021, 12:50 PM

Bridget (when she learns Cate is teaching sex education): So, you just say yes without even totally considering how it can completely ruin my life?
Paul: Bridget, I think it's an honor your mother is going to teach you sexual education. After all, she taught me.

Ohio8 · 04-17-2021, 11:56 PM

Paul: (to Bridget)"...when - when I graduated college, I had to make a decision whether I was gonna go to law school, as I always planned, or to become a writer."
Cate: (sarcastically)"Which did you choose?"
(Paul turns around and hisses at Cate.)

MA · 04-18-2021, 07:57 AM

Paul: So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
Paul: (hears car horn) Me too.

Ohio8 · 06-22-2022, 09:26 PM

(First lines of the series.)
Paul: "Rory, what do you like about James Bond?"
Rory: "I like that he had a license to kill."
Paul: "Yeah. Me too."

Paul: (to Kyle)"Your pants are ringing."
Kyle: (answers his cell phone)"What up, my brother from another mother?"

Paul: "Girls, don't make your mother come up there."

Paul: "Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?"
Kerry: "Must be casual sex day at school."
Bridget: "Hey! At least I get -- (Paul glares at her)look good."

Bridget: "It's a thong."
Paul: "It's floss."

MA · 06-23-2022, 04:43 PM

Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.

Ohio8 · 10-30-2022, 03:38 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Jim: "Yeahhh, it's just what we need in this house, another female on the phone."

MA · 11-24-2022, 10:07 AM

Bridget: No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.

Ohio8 · 03-08-2024, 10:22 PM

Bridget: "Who would have a mullet?"
Cate: "Yeah. (she turns to Paul)Who?"
Paul: "I was on the hockey team. It kept my neck warm."

Cate: (to Paul)"Drums? You got her drums?"
Paul: "It was the only instrument that came in a color she liked."

MA · 08-24-2025, 09:24 AM

Paul: Does everyone have a cell phone? How much am I paying for these?
Bridget: Dad, you get the phones for free.

04-12-2021, 12:50 PM	#16
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,259	Bridget (when she learns Cate is teaching sex education): So, you just say yes without even totally considering how it can completely ruin my life? Paul: Bridget, I think it's an honor your mother is going to teach you sexual education. After all, she taught me.
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04-17-2021, 11:56 PM	#17
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul: (to Bridget)"...when - when I graduated college, I had to make a decision whether I was gonna go to law school, as I always planned, or to become a writer." Cate: (sarcastically)"Which did you choose?" (Paul turns around and hisses at Cate.) Attached Images
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

06-22-2022, 09:26 PM	#19
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	(First lines of the series.) Paul: "Rory, what do you like about James Bond?" Rory: "I like that he had a license to kill." Paul: "Yeah. Me too." Paul: (to Kyle)"Your pants are ringing." Kyle: (answers his cell phone)"What up, my brother from another mother?" Paul: "Girls, don't make your mother come up there." Paul: "Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?" Kerry: "Must be casual sex day at school." Bridget: "Hey! At least I get -- (Paul glares at her)look good." Bridget: "It's a thong." Paul: "It's floss."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-02-2024 at 12:18 PM.

03-08-2024, 10:22 PM	#23
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Bridget: "Who would have a mullet?" Cate: "Yeah. (she turns to Paul)Who?" Paul: "I was on the hockey team. It kept my neck warm." Cate: (to Paul)"Drums? You got her drums?" Paul: "It was the only instrument that came in a color she liked." Attached Images

04-18-2021, 07:57 AM	#18
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,259	Paul: So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond? Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill. Paul: (hears car horn) Me too.

06-23-2022, 04:43 PM	#20
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,259	Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.

10-30-2022, 03:38 PM	#21
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	(Last line of the series.) Jim: "Yeahhh, it's just what we need in this house, another female on the phone."

11-24-2022, 10:07 AM	#22
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,259	Bridget: No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.

08-24-2025, 09:24 AM	#24
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,259	Paul: Does everyone have a cell phone? How much am I paying for these? Bridget: Dad, you get the phones for free.