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Jerry scores premium tickets to a Cockfight playoff game.
You don't ________ on the first date |
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You don't have the chocolate babka on the first date.
What do you say we _____ a Mouton Cadet? |
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What do you say we puke a Mouton Cadet?
Don't worry, your _________ is safe with me. |
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Don't worry, your Bro is safe with me.
They're not getting no 12-dollar _____. |
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They're not getting no 12-dollar toppee!
But this time, advantage_______ |
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But this time, advantage African dung beetle.
Golden Boy's always the first _____ I wear out of the laundry. |
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Golden Boy's always the first diaper I wear out of the laundry.
Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a ________ |
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Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a limousine?
I read an unbelievable thing about _____ the other day. |
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I read an unbelievable thing about Sasquatch the other day.
I think they may have sutured that thing to your _____ |
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I think they may have sutured that thing to your goiter.
Why would somebody poison a _____ and leave it in the hallway for some comic coming down at 2:00 in the morning? |
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Why would somebody poison a cat and leave it in the hallway for some comic coming down at 2:00 in the morning?
This bizarre _______ Experiment must end! |
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This bizarre Apartment 5A Experiment must end!
I was about to break up with him, then he started to _____. |
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I was about to break up with him, then he started to coma..
This is the _______ moment I've ever experienced |
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This is the suction-cuppest moment I've ever experienced.
That's not enough BTUs for my ______. |
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That's not enough BTUs for my garbage disposal.
It's exhausting being with ________ |
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