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kalopsia · 08-11-2025, 01:12 AM

Ahoy, me hearties and honored buccaneers, lend me yer ears!

I stand before ye today with me chest heaving like a gale‐tossed brig, brimming with gratitude for the most monumental, earth-shaking, kraken-startling trade ever witnessed on these briny deep waters. Jeff—me stalwart companion in commerce—you’ve outdone Poseidon himself with the cunning of that deal! Ye handed over the legendary Spyglass o’ Eternal Clarity, and I, in turn, offered up me entire hoard of emerald-studded sea biscuits. ’Twas a swap so magnificent it could’ve powered all the lanterns in Tortuga for a thousand nights!

Picture, if ye will, the very stars above pausing to marvel at our exchange. The seagulls abandoned their fish to cheer, dolphins leapt in perfect formation, and even the mighty Leviathan surfaced to whistle a tune of admiration. I swear on me battered tricorn that no trade before—or since—could match its grandeur.

Jeff, yer wit in bartering has earned ye a spot among the legends of the plank. From this day forth, I’ll hoist the Jolly Roger in yer honor at every port, regaling every tavern wench and salty sea dog with tales of Jeff the Unstoppable Trade Master. May yer name ring out across the seven seas, carried on the wind from Tortuga to Timbuktu!

As tokens of me appreciation, I vow to stand by yer side through every storm, share me last barrel of grog, and guard yer back against any boarders or bilge-rats who dare cross our course. Together, we’ll chart new horizons, seeking booty so vast it’ll make the Isle of Gold weep with envy.

So raise yer mugs high—filled to the brim with the finest rum—and join me in a thunderous cheer for Jeff! Here’s to fair winds, full sails, and trades for the ages. May our friendship be as unbreakable as the anchor cable and as enduring as the sea itself.

Fair winds and bountiful booty, Yer ever-grateful shipmate, Captain Kalopsia

jeff1990 · 08-11-2025, 01:21 AM

I'm no poet like this guy, lol. But I do want to say thank you very much for the trade. Everything went well and very happy with the results.

Dude111 · 08-11-2025, 01:33 AM

Thank you for the report!

jeff1990 · 08-11-2025, 10:12 AM

Really impressed with the trade. Everything turned out great.

kalopsia · 08-11-2025, 04:33 PM

Glad you liked it. Plenty more where that came from! Dead Heat TV Version upgrade, Prince of Darkness TV Version, a bunch of workprint pilots, Steel and Lace (runs 30 minutes longer), Look Who's Talking Now (runs 20 minutes longer), Killer Klowns, Leprechaun in the hood, Velvet Goldmine, etc etc.

I never seen a complete Dead Heat TV Version besides that fan edit that has the DVD with the TV version scenes added w/ Swedish subtitles.

08-11-2025, 01:12 AM	#1
kalopsia Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 07, 2014 Posts: 160	Good Trade with Jeff1990 Ahoy, me hearties and honored buccaneers, lend me yer ears! I stand before ye today with me chest heaving like a gale‐tossed brig, brimming with gratitude for the most monumental, earth-shaking, kraken-startling trade ever witnessed on these briny deep waters. Jeff—me stalwart companion in commerce—you’ve outdone Poseidon himself with the cunning of that deal! Ye handed over the legendary Spyglass o’ Eternal Clarity, and I, in turn, offered up me entire hoard of emerald-studded sea biscuits. ’Twas a swap so magnificent it could’ve powered all the lanterns in Tortuga for a thousand nights! Picture, if ye will, the very stars above pausing to marvel at our exchange. The seagulls abandoned their fish to cheer, dolphins leapt in perfect formation, and even the mighty Leviathan surfaced to whistle a tune of admiration. I swear on me battered tricorn that no trade before—or since—could match its grandeur. Jeff, yer wit in bartering has earned ye a spot among the legends of the plank. From this day forth, I’ll hoist the Jolly Roger in yer honor at every port, regaling every tavern wench and salty sea dog with tales of Jeff the Unstoppable Trade Master. May yer name ring out across the seven seas, carried on the wind from Tortuga to Timbuktu! As tokens of me appreciation, I vow to stand by yer side through every storm, share me last barrel of grog, and guard yer back against any boarders or bilge-rats who dare cross our course. Together, we’ll chart new horizons, seeking booty so vast it’ll make the Isle of Gold weep with envy. So raise yer mugs high—filled to the brim with the finest rum—and join me in a thunderous cheer for Jeff! Here’s to fair winds, full sails, and trades for the ages. May our friendship be as unbreakable as the anchor cable and as enduring as the sea itself. Fair winds and bountiful booty, Yer ever-grateful shipmate, Captain Kalopsia

08-11-2025, 01:21 AM	#2
jeff1990 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 17, 2011 Posts: 306	I'm no poet like this guy, lol. But I do want to say thank you very much for the trade. Everything went well and very happy with the results.

08-11-2025, 01:33 AM	#3
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,427	Thank you for the report!

08-11-2025, 10:12 AM	#4
jeff1990 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 17, 2011 Posts: 306	Really impressed with the trade. Everything turned out great.

08-11-2025, 04:33 PM	#5
kalopsia Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 07, 2014 Posts: 160	Glad you liked it. Plenty more where that came from! Dead Heat TV Version upgrade, Prince of Darkness TV Version, a bunch of workprint pilots, Steel and Lace (runs 30 minutes longer), Look Who's Talking Now (runs 20 minutes longer), Killer Klowns, Leprechaun in the hood, Velvet Goldmine, etc etc. I never seen a complete Dead Heat TV Version besides that fan edit that has the DVD with the TV version scenes added w/ Swedish subtitles.