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MA · 04-19-2021, 05:44 PM

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
What was that like having a hillbilly Thanksgiving? Did you have turkey?

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
No, possom!

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
Okay, okay, I was just asking.

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
You are always just asking. I curse the day I ever told you we had an outhouse.

AB · 04-21-2021, 07:41 PM

Suzanne Sugarbaker:

AB · 04-21-2021, 07:42 PM

Suzanne:

MA · 04-23-2021, 08:18 AM

Anthony:
Julia, excuse me for overhearing, but I just want to add my two cents.

Julia:
[laughs sarcastically] Oh please... I just want to hear from EVERYONE on this topic! Call your friends!

Anthony:
No no, I was just going to say that you can't force yourself to start dating again if it isn't time. I know because there was a time where I wasn't interested in any romantic involvement at all. The whole idea didn't appeal to me, period... no matter who approached me, I just wasn't interested.

Julia:
Really, Anthony. When was that?

Anthony:
That was the day I entered prison.

AB · 05-02-2021, 06:31 PM

Bernice:

MA · 05-09-2021, 10:06 AM

Kendall:
[Kendall wants the Sugarbakers to plan his funeral] I'm about a quart low on T-cells, which is kind of like standing on the edge of a cliff. So that's why I want to get going on this. Will you do it for me? [the girls look at each other in hesitation] [Kendall] There are a lot of people out there now that don't have anybody. You'd be sending 'em off in style.

Julia Sugarbaker:
When do we start?

AB · 10-25-2021, 07:03 PM

Bernice:

AB · 11-04-2021, 06:52 PM

Anthony:

MA · 11-12-2021, 09:36 AM

Julia Sugarbaker:
[Eldon and Julia are looking at a book of wall paper samples and discussing how important it is to make the selection as the finish deadline approaches] Now, this is the wall paper we would like you to use. I know you said that the other wall paper made you dizzy...

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
[Interrupts Julia] I don't like it.

Julia Sugarbaker:
I beg your pardon?

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
It doesn't have any red, white or blue, and I told you I wanted something that goes with the American flag.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Yes, well, we've been all over that, but we simply cannot decorate around the American flag.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because no one puts a flagpole in the middle of the room.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because... it would look... ODD!

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Well, I thought... that the customer... was *always* right.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Well, you... were *mistaken* [drops the book on the ground] That was two weeks, 3 wall papers, 2 floor coverings, 11 sofas, 4 end tables and 16 LAMPS AGO! WE ARE NO LONGER *INTERESTED* IN WHAT THE CUSTOMER THINKS, OR WANTS, AND FURTHERMORE, THERE IS *NOT* GOING TO BE A VIBRATING BED WITH A PAY BOX OR A REVOLVING SCREEN LAMP WITH A CAMP SCENE! NOT AS LONG AS THE NAME *SUGARBAKER* RESTS ON THIS PROJECT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

AB · 01-12-2022, 10:52 PM

Bernice:

MA · 01-19-2022, 07:59 AM

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
[defending her novelty lingerie purchases] These are gag gifts.

Julia Sugarbaker:
They certainly make me gag.

KatieAnn · 04-08-2022, 08:59 PM

Julia: Anthony, don't forget to water all the plants, check the alarm system..

Anthony: Right.

Suzanne: Oh, and don't forget to stop by and take care of Noelle.

Anthony: Suzanne, let me ask you something. In all the times you've gone out of town, have I ever forgotten to feed your pig?

Suzanne: No, but she has kind of a new routine, and I don't want you upsettin' it.

Anthony: What routine?

Suzanne: Well, every night we drive around The Loop with the top down, and then I put the top up and we stop by the Dairy Queen and she gets a Buster Bar and then we go home.

Anthony: I'll feed her, I'll bathe her, I'll even walk her, but I am not taking a pig to the Dairy Queen.

Suzanne: Then I can't go.

KatieAnn · 04-08-2022, 09:08 PM

Suzanne: Well, if you all excuse me, I'll just be taking the maid's room until this au pair person arrives.

Charlene: Why?

Suzanne: Well, because, you all will be in your room changing clothes and I don't have any clothes, and the men will be in their room and I don't have a man, and the kids will be in their room and I don't have a kid, so I'll just be in the maid's room. I do have a maid.

AB · 04-09-2022, 06:25 PM

Mary Jo & Suzanne:

MA · 07-11-2025, 07:44 AM

Mary Jo Shively: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.
Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

04-19-2021, 05:44 PM	#61
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Suzanne Sugarbaker: What was that like having a hillbilly Thanksgiving? Did you have turkey? Charlene Frazier Stillfield: No, possom! Suzanne Sugarbaker: Okay, okay, I was just asking. Charlene Frazier Stillfield: You are always just asking. I curse the day I ever told you we had an outhouse.
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04-21-2021, 07:41 PM	#62
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Suzanne Sugarbaker: Attached Images

04-21-2021, 07:42 PM	#63
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Suzanne: Attached Images

05-02-2021, 06:31 PM	#65
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bernice: Attached Images

10-25-2021, 07:03 PM	#67
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bernice: Attached Images

04-23-2021, 08:18 AM	#64
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Anthony: Julia, excuse me for overhearing, but I just want to add my two cents. Julia: [laughs sarcastically] Oh please... I just want to hear from EVERYONE on this topic! Call your friends! Anthony: No no, I was just going to say that you can't force yourself to start dating again if it isn't time. I know because there was a time where I wasn't interested in any romantic involvement at all. The whole idea didn't appeal to me, period... no matter who approached me, I just wasn't interested. Julia: Really, Anthony. When was that? Anthony: That was the day I entered prison.

05-09-2021, 10:06 AM	#66
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Kendall: [Kendall wants the Sugarbakers to plan his funeral] I'm about a quart low on T-cells, which is kind of like standing on the edge of a cliff. So that's why I want to get going on this. Will you do it for me? [the girls look at each other in hesitation] [Kendall] There are a lot of people out there now that don't have anybody. You'd be sending 'em off in style. Julia Sugarbaker: When do we start?

11-04-2021, 06:52 PM	#68
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Anthony: Attached Images

11-12-2021, 09:36 AM	#69
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Julia Sugarbaker: [Eldon and Julia are looking at a book of wall paper samples and discussing how important it is to make the selection as the finish deadline approaches] Now, this is the wall paper we would like you to use. I know you said that the other wall paper made you dizzy... Eldon Ashcroft IV: [Interrupts Julia] I don't like it. Julia Sugarbaker: I beg your pardon? Eldon Ashcroft IV: It doesn't have any red, white or blue, and I told you I wanted something that goes with the American flag. Julia Sugarbaker: Yes, well, we've been all over that, but we simply cannot decorate around the American flag. Eldon Ashcroft IV: Why not? Julia Sugarbaker: Because no one puts a flagpole in the middle of the room. Eldon Ashcroft IV: Why not? Julia Sugarbaker: Because... it would look... ODD! Eldon Ashcroft IV: Well, I thought... that the customer... was always right. Julia Sugarbaker: Well, you... were mistaken [drops the book on the ground] That was two weeks, 3 wall papers, 2 floor coverings, 11 sofas, 4 end tables and 16 LAMPS AGO! WE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN WHAT THE CUSTOMER THINKS, OR WANTS, AND FURTHERMORE, THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A VIBRATING BED WITH A PAY BOX OR A REVOLVING SCREEN LAMP WITH A CAMP SCENE! NOT AS LONG AS THE NAME SUGARBAKER RESTS ON THIS PROJECT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

01-12-2022, 10:52 PM	#70
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bernice: Attached Images

01-19-2022, 07:59 AM	#71
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Charlene Frazier Stillfield: [defending her novelty lingerie purchases] These are gag gifts. Julia Sugarbaker: They certainly make me gag.

04-08-2022, 08:59 PM	#72
KatieAnn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 15, 2011 Posts: 520	Julia: Anthony, don't forget to water all the plants, check the alarm system.. Anthony: Right. Suzanne: Oh, and don't forget to stop by and take care of Noelle. Anthony: Suzanne, let me ask you something. In all the times you've gone out of town, have I ever forgotten to feed your pig? Suzanne: No, but she has kind of a new routine, and I don't want you upsettin' it. Anthony: What routine? Suzanne: Well, every night we drive around The Loop with the top down, and then I put the top up and we stop by the Dairy Queen and she gets a Buster Bar and then we go home. Anthony: I'll feed her, I'll bathe her, I'll even walk her, but I am not taking a pig to the Dairy Queen. Suzanne: Then I can't go.

04-08-2022, 09:08 PM	#73
KatieAnn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 15, 2011 Posts: 520	Suzanne: Well, if you all excuse me, I'll just be taking the maid's room until this au pair person arrives. Charlene: Why? Suzanne: Well, because, you all will be in your room changing clothes and I don't have any clothes, and the men will be in their room and I don't have a man, and the kids will be in their room and I don't have a kid, so I'll just be in the maid's room. I do have a maid.

04-09-2022, 06:25 PM	#74
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mary Jo & Suzanne: Attached Images

07-11-2025, 07:44 AM	#75
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Mary Jo Shively: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession. Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?