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MA · 09-30-2018, 12:08 PM

Mike: Have you heard from Molly?
Joyce: I'm sure everything's fine. We left her with Victoria.
Mike: No disrespect Mrs. Flynn, but those two sentences don't go together.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-09-2018, 08:53 PM

Mike:
Hey, ma! You feeling better today?

Peggy:
I put the potatoes in the oven, and not my head, so there's that.

MA · 12-10-2018, 09:01 AM

I'm just so proud of how you turned out. You've got people who love and respect you, and I know it's not because of me. It's in spite of me.

— Jack Biggs [to Mike]

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-10-2018, 04:14 PM

Samuel:
[to Carl while the guys are in a fishing boat on a lake] Please tell me why we are here. When did our people ever have good experiences on boats?

MA · 12-11-2018, 04:15 PM

Peggy: Either call him by his Christian name, Jim, or his full name, James Douglas McAthur Biggs.
Molly: Jim it is.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-11-2018, 05:44 PM

Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it.

Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.

MA · 12-12-2018, 07:19 AM

Mike: Maybe if you had talked a little less and listened a little more we wouldn't be in this mess!
Molly: Really?
Mike: Listen, I don't want a big fight.
Molly: Well, it's too late for that.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-15-2018, 09:10 PM

Molly Flynn: Thank God you're home, I need your help.
Victoria Flynn: What's going on?
Molly Flynn: Mom's gone missing, I've had to take care of Vince. I had to drag his wet, naked body out of the tub and onto the couch.
Victoria Flynn: Eeewwww.

MA · 12-18-2018, 04:23 PM

Molly: That reminds me, make sure Victoria wears a bra tomorrow.
Joyce: I'll try, but it's like trying to keep a hat on a dog.

Ohio8 · 03-15-2025, 04:30 PM

(Last lines of the series.)

Mike: "But I wouldn't change a thing."
Molly: "Not a thing. I love you."

Ohio8 · 03-15-2025, 04:34 PM

(First line of the series.)

Samuel: "All right, officers. One beef and cheese deluxe, French fries and..."

MA · 06-22-2025, 08:27 AM

Molly: Wait a second, you're dating my mother?
Vince: Hey, old soup is still good if you heat it up.

09-30-2018, 12:08 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Quotes Mike: Have you heard from Molly? Joyce: I'm sure everything's fine. We left her with Victoria. Mike: No disrespect Mrs. Flynn, but those two sentences don't go together.
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12-18-2018, 04:23 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Molly: That reminds me, make sure Victoria wears a bra tomorrow. Joyce: I'll try, but it's like trying to keep a hat on a dog.
	Last edited by MA; 06-22-2025 at 08:26 AM.

03-15-2025, 04:30 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last lines of the series.) Mike: "But I wouldn't change a thing." Molly: "Not a thing. I love you."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

12-09-2018, 08:53 PM	#2
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,202	Mike: Hey, ma! You feeling better today? Peggy: I put the potatoes in the oven, and not my head, so there's that.

12-10-2018, 09:01 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	I'm just so proud of how you turned out. You've got people who love and respect you, and I know it's not because of me. It's in spite of me. — Jack Biggs [to Mike]

12-10-2018, 04:14 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,202	Samuel: [to Carl while the guys are in a fishing boat on a lake] Please tell me why we are here. When did our people ever have good experiences on boats?

12-11-2018, 04:15 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Peggy: Either call him by his Christian name, Jim, or his full name, James Douglas McAthur Biggs. Molly: Jim it is.

12-11-2018, 05:44 PM	#6
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,202	Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it. Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.

12-12-2018, 07:19 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Mike: Maybe if you had talked a little less and listened a little more we wouldn't be in this mess! Molly: Really? Mike: Listen, I don't want a big fight. Molly: Well, it's too late for that.

12-15-2018, 09:10 PM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,202	Molly Flynn: Thank God you're home, I need your help. Victoria Flynn: What's going on? Molly Flynn: Mom's gone missing, I've had to take care of Vince. I had to drag his wet, naked body out of the tub and onto the couch. Victoria Flynn: Eeewwww.

03-15-2025, 04:34 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First line of the series.) Samuel: "All right, officers. One beef and cheese deluxe, French fries and..."

06-22-2025, 08:27 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Molly: Wait a second, you're dating my mother? Vince: Hey, old soup is still good if you heat it up.