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Ohio8 · 08-18-2023, 05:44 PM

Arthur: "Strange town, Cincinnati."

Ohio8 · 09-03-2023, 02:38 PM

Herb: (to Jennifer)"Come onnn. We need dinero, muy dinero."
Jennifer: "Herb."
Herb: "Hmm."
Jennifer: "In Spanish that means 'very money'."
Herb: "I knew that."

Bailey: "Herb, you're such a jerk."

Arthur: "Listen, Venus. How do things look in the black community?"
Venus: "Oh, the same old thing. Big lush lawns, manicured hedges... Livin's easy. Fish are jumpin', cotton oh about so high..."

Les: (suspiciously)"Why are Armenians eating lasagna?"

MA · 03-31-2024, 03:16 PM

Venus Flytrap: [Fever runs into the booth and hides behind the coat rack] What are you doin', man! I'm on the air!
Dr. Johnny Fever: Herb Tarlek is selling life insurance!
Venus Flytrap: Oh, no! Close the blinds before he sees us!
Andy Travis: [Walks into the booth] What have I told you guys about goofing off when one of you is supposed to be on the air?
Dr. Johnny Fever: Herb Tarlek is selling life insurance!
Andy Travis: Oh, no!
[slams the door and hides with Fever]

08-18-2023, 05:44 PM	#136
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Arthur: "Strange town, Cincinnati."
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03-31-2024, 03:16 PM	#138
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Venus Flytrap: [Fever runs into the booth and hides behind the coat rack] What are you doin', man! I'm on the air! Dr. Johnny Fever: Herb Tarlek is selling life insurance! Venus Flytrap: Oh, no! Close the blinds before he sees us! Andy Travis: [Walks into the booth] What have I told you guys about goofing off when one of you is supposed to be on the air? Dr. Johnny Fever: Herb Tarlek is selling life insurance! Andy Travis: Oh, no! [slams the door and hides with Fever]
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09-03-2023, 02:38 PM	#137
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Herb: (to Jennifer)"Come onnn. We need dinero, muy dinero." Jennifer: "Herb." Herb: "Hmm." Jennifer: "In Spanish that means 'very money'." Herb: "I knew that." Bailey: "Herb, you're such a jerk." Arthur: "Listen, Venus. How do things look in the black community?" Venus: "Oh, the same old thing. Big lush lawns, manicured hedges... Livin's easy. Fish are jumpin', cotton oh about so high..." Les: (suspiciously)"Why are Armenians eating lasagna?"