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Sterling Holobyte · 02-05-2022, 06:12 PM

(Kirk's grandmother is prodding Kirk to leave the expensive restaurant he reserved for his date with Leslie, and now with his visiting grandma)

Kirk(to Leslie): "I went to check on the food. What happened?"

Leslie: "I told your grandmother we were just friends."

Blanche Devane: "Friends! Did you hear that? Do you know what that means? We could have gone for tacos."

Kirk: "I can't believe this is happening, I was gone for two minutes!"

Blanche Devane: "If you can't catch anything, cut the bait. Now, let's go!"

Leslie: "Kirk, maybe it would be better if we left."

(They get up to leave)

Waiter: "Sir, your cherries flambe, is served."

Blanche Devane: "Just put it on ice. We're leaving!"

Waiter: "But, you can't. It's already on fire."

Blanche Devane: "Just wheel it around the room, somebody will want it. (To Kirk and Leslie)C'mon, let's get out of here before they charge us for the wine."

AB · 02-06-2022, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

Is that from the "JazzTones" episode where he lets it known that his nickname was "Slats"?

It's from The Geezers in the Band episode from season 4, the nickname Slats is still the same. It had Sorrell Booke from The Dukes of Hazzard in it.

AB · 02-06-2022, 06:23 PM

More from The Geezers in the Band episode.

Joanna:

AB · 02-21-2022, 09:02 PM

Joanna & Stephanie:

Sterling Holobyte · 02-27-2022, 10:12 PM

Mailman: "Milkman! That's just a little joke."

Dick: "Real good one Mr. Tilford."

Mailman: "Yeah. Well, here's your milk."

(Gives Dick his mail and starts to walk to the door)

Dick(to no one in particular): "Oh, look at this."

(Mailman walks back to Dick)

Dick: "Well, it's just research material. I'm starting a new series on American travel books."

Mailman: "Oh, you mean like Amazing Arkansas."

Dick: "You, you know my work?"

Mailman: "Yeah. I picked up a copy of that down at Steadman's bookstore, just the other day."

Dick: "Really?"

Mailman: "Yeah."

Dick: "How did you like it?"

Mailman: "Well, Mr. Steadman had to sign for a certified letter and we needed something hard for him to right on, so we used your book. I liked it fine."

AB · 02-28-2022, 05:25 PM

Dick:

MA · 03-01-2022, 07:22 AM

“Carol Kester Bondurant: ...is being late a serious enough problem to see a psychologist about?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Well, Mr. Hastings is a lifeguard.”

AB · 04-23-2022, 08:54 PM

Michael Harris: You know what they say, "All the world loves a mime."

Dick Loudon: No, it's, "All the world loves a clown." People try to run over mimes.

MA · 03-30-2024, 06:41 PM

Arthur Vanderkellen: I can't help it, I like that boy.

02-05-2022, 06:12 PM	#31
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	(Kirk's grandmother is prodding Kirk to leave the expensive restaurant he reserved for his date with Leslie, and now with his visiting grandma) Kirk(to Leslie): "I went to check on the food. What happened?" Leslie: "I told your grandmother we were just friends." Blanche Devane: "Friends! Did you hear that? Do you know what that means? We could have gone for tacos." Kirk: "I can't believe this is happening, I was gone for two minutes!" Blanche Devane: "If you can't catch anything, cut the bait. Now, let's go!" Leslie: "Kirk, maybe it would be better if we left." (They get up to leave) Waiter: "Sir, your cherries flambe, is served." Blanche Devane: "Just put it on ice. We're leaving!" Waiter: "But, you can't. It's already on fire." Blanche Devane: "Just wheel it around the room, somebody will want it. (To Kirk and Leslie)C'mon, let's get out of here before they charge us for the wine."
	__________________ "Let it go. Forget about it. Try smiling." -Michael Harris WPIV studio producer/shoe salesman/grocery store employee/Ex-sanitarium patient/Stephanie's boyfriend-then husband --------------------------------------------------- My 2nd First Blog:http://saturdaymorningfunnies.wordpress.com/

02-06-2022, 06:23 PM	#33
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	More from The Geezers in the Band episode. Joanna: Attached Images

02-21-2022, 09:02 PM	#34
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Joanna & Stephanie: Attached Images

02-28-2022, 05:25 PM	#36
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dick: Attached Images

03-01-2022, 07:22 AM	#37
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	“Carol Kester Bondurant: ...is being late a serious enough problem to see a psychologist about? Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Well, Mr. Hastings is a lifeguard.”
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

02-27-2022, 10:12 PM	#35
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	Mailman: "Milkman! That's just a little joke." Dick: "Real good one Mr. Tilford." Mailman: "Yeah. Well, here's your milk." (Gives Dick his mail and starts to walk to the door) Dick(to no one in particular): "Oh, look at this." (Mailman walks back to Dick) Dick: "Well, it's just research material. I'm starting a new series on American travel books." Mailman: "Oh, you mean like Amazing Arkansas." Dick: "You, you know my work?" Mailman: "Yeah. I picked up a copy of that down at Steadman's bookstore, just the other day." Dick: "Really?" Mailman: "Yeah." Dick: "How did you like it?" Mailman: "Well, Mr. Steadman had to sign for a certified letter and we needed something hard for him to right on, so we used your book. I liked it fine."

04-23-2022, 08:54 PM	#38
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Michael Harris: You know what they say, "All the world loves a mime." Dick Loudon: No, it's, "All the world loves a clown." People try to run over mimes. Attached Images

03-30-2024, 06:41 PM	#39
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Arthur Vanderkellen: I can't help it, I like that boy.