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Ohio8 · 07-15-2018, 11:08 AM

Florence: "How come we overcame, and no one told me?"

Ohio8 · 07-15-2018, 11:09 AM

George: "I got soul in my soul."

MA · 07-15-2018, 07:16 PM

Louise Jefferson: [to George] Your nose is so high you need a 10 foot pole to pick it!

MA · 01-12-2019, 03:09 PM

"[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out]
Florence Johnston: [outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together?
[pause]
Florence Johnston: Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!"

MA · 02-28-2019, 09:59 AM

Mr. Bentley: [Seeing Florence dressed as a civil war era slave] Why do I get the feeling that we're about to be attacked by boll weevils?

SitcomsHeydayfan · 03-07-2019, 11:29 AM

George(to his bald navy buddy hitting on Louise):"N*gger you GOT to be crazy!!"

MA · 12-31-2019, 08:01 PM

Florence Johnston:
That's very good, Mr. Jefferson. You keep changing your mind like that and someday maybe you'll end up with one that works.

Ohio8 · 09-07-2022, 06:06 PM

(First line of the series.)
Woman: (to Louise)"It is all right? I mean, my coming in like this."

MA · 09-15-2022, 05:42 AM

George Jefferson:
Florence, get the door.

Florence Johnston:
You told me to stay in the kitchen!

George Jefferson:
GET THE DOOR!

Sonny Carson · 10-19-2022, 10:49 PM

Tom Willis: George I've had it up to here with you, you HONKEY
George(Laughing hysterically):You called me honkey

LMAO!

tvfan25 · 08-16-2023, 08:55 PM

Mother Jefferson: I've got my wonderful son, my handsome grandson and my daughter-in-law.

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:22 PM

(Last lines of the series.)
George: "Heyyy! Good news travels fast, huh?"
Man: "Yeah; bad travels faster. Get me out of these."

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:27 PM

Florence: "But there's just one thing. Do you folks mind if I ask you something?"
Louise: "No. Go right ahead."
Florence: (to Louise)"You live in this apartment, right?"
Louise: "Uh-huh."
Florence: (to Helen)"And you got an apartment in this building, too?"
Helen: "Yes, that's right."
Florence, "Well, how we come we overcame, and nobody told me?"

MA · 03-30-2024, 06:17 PM

Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!

07-15-2018, 11:08 AM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Favorite Quotes Florence: "How come we overcame, and no one told me?"
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07-15-2018, 07:16 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Louise Jefferson: [to George] Your nose is so high you need a 10 foot pole to pick it!
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07-15-2018, 11:09 AM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	George: "I got soul in my soul."

01-12-2019, 03:09 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	"[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out] Florence Johnston: [outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together? [pause] Florence Johnston: Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!"

02-28-2019, 09:59 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Mr. Bentley: [Seeing Florence dressed as a civil war era slave] Why do I get the feeling that we're about to be attacked by boll weevils?

03-07-2019, 11:29 AM	#6
SitcomsHeydayfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2018 Location: The Show Me state Posts: 2,966	George(to his bald navy buddy hitting on Louise):"N*gger you GOT to be crazy!!"

12-31-2019, 08:01 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Florence Johnston: That's very good, Mr. Jefferson. You keep changing your mind like that and someday maybe you'll end up with one that works.

09-07-2022, 06:06 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	(First line of the series.) Woman: (to Louise)"It is all right? I mean, my coming in like this."

09-15-2022, 05:42 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	George Jefferson: Florence, get the door. Florence Johnston: You told me to stay in the kitchen! George Jefferson: GET THE DOOR!

10-19-2022, 10:49 PM	#10
Sonny Carson Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 26, 2012 Location: Southfield, Michigan Posts: 395	Tom Willis: George I've had it up to here with you, you HONKEY George(Laughing hysterically):You called me honkey LMAO!

08-16-2023, 08:55 PM	#11
tvfan25 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 10, 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 634	Mother Jefferson: I've got my wonderful son, my handsome grandson and my daughter-in-law.

09-21-2023, 07:22 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	(Last lines of the series.) George: "Heyyy! Good news travels fast, huh?" Man: "Yeah; bad travels faster. Get me out of these."

09-21-2023, 07:27 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Florence: "But there's just one thing. Do you folks mind if I ask you something?" Louise: "No. Go right ahead." Florence: (to Louise)"You live in this apartment, right?" Louise: "Uh-huh." Florence: (to Helen)"And you got an apartment in this building, too?" Helen: "Yes, that's right." Florence, "Well, how we come we overcame, and nobody told me?"

03-30-2024, 06:17 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father. Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me? Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!