Quotes

[Ohio8]

(Last lines of the series.)
Uncle Charlie: "You know, it's a wholle new planet." (He leaves.)
Steve: "Ernie?"
Ernie: "Yeah, Dad?"
Steve: "Thanks."

[MA]

Elizabeth Martin: I'm sorry you're father couldn't be here to.

Chip Douglas: So am I. Maybe he could show me which fork to use.

Robbie Douglas: Just use the one you always use Chip.

Chip Douglas: I used that one but I still have two forks left over.

[Ohio8]

Steve: "Takin' the work out of homework..."

Bub: "...Well, I usually ask for my son-in-law, the engineer."

Bub: "Well, this isn't much of a planet, but it's all we've got."

Bub: "The human race is goin' downhill."

[MA]

Henry Pearson: We're going in Steve's station wagon. Our car won't hold seven people and a dog.

Mrs. Florence Pearson: Seven people?

Henry Pearson: Love thy neighbor. As they say.

Mrs. Florence Pearson: All of them? Well that's the trouble with modern psychology. Children today always feel wanted.

[Ohio8]

Ernie: "Why is it my program you interrupt?"

Chip: "I'm gonna go do my homework. It's more interesting."

Ernie: "This is what happens when you get caught in a time warp. The whole crew ended up invisible."

[Ohio8]

Uncle Charlie: "That's not breakfast, it's ballast."

Robbie: "Ah, the younger generation."
Uncle Charlie: "Look who's talking."

Uncle Charlie: "That could be illegal, impersonating a college student."

Ernie: "A lady engineer?"

Robbie: "Uncle Charlie runs the engineer."
Ilene Talbot: "Yes, and from what I hear, he does a marvelous job."

Uncle Charlie: "Boy! She's a looker all right."
Ernie: "Yeah, she's neat."

Ilene: "I have a stool pigeon at the snack bar."

Steve: "...we're a pretty close family."

Ilene: "Even air becomes liquid when it gets cold enough."

[Ohio8]

Dr. Killebrew: (to Robbie)"It is a name that will be etched on my mind, with acid."

Uncle Charlie: "Spanish. All day long. Spanish."

Robbie: "I'm the same sweet kid I always was."

Robbie: "Well, you can say plenty when you hate somebody."

Doug Frasier: (sarcastically)"Aw, you did? What a shame."

Uncle Charlie: "People used to tell me I looked like Wendell Wilkie."

Steve: "________ is getting more complicated by the minute."

Robbie: "He must have a cave somewhere and come out at night."

Steve: "Yes, it's like rattling a window to get a clear picture."

[MA]

Steve Douglas: Chip, some day you're going to get married.
Chip Douglas: Married! I don't even have a driver's license yet.

[Ohio8]

Uncle Charlie: "That's because he don't look like you."

Uncle Charlie: "What do you girls expect? A mail box on every tree in the jungle?"

[Ohio8]

Bub: (to Maddie Pearson)"And those two reluctant dragons are my grandsons."

Bub: "We don't even have female mice."

Sudsy: "Boy. It's sure dumb to be afraid of empty houses."

Bub: "Child comedian."

[Ohio8]

Uncle Charlie: "Us models and artists got no time for ball games."

Uncle Charlie: "This is the chick with the boy problem?"
*: "Well, how did you know?"


*: I forgot to write down her name.

[MA]

Mrs. Towler: Mr. O'Casey, you are in contempt of the chair.
Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: That is so true.