Was My Marriage A Mistake?

[TVLegend]

*In a montage, Tiffany is shown sitting in her car, writing on the piece of loose leaf paper Whitney gave her while crying, Jeffrey and Samantha are shown making love in their bedroom, and Elvin and Whitney are shown watching TV and laughing together. A week later, Jeffrey is shown sitting at the kitchen table with a plate of food, still uneasy about Samantha possibly trying to poison him. Samantha’s sitting right next to him, eating*

Samantha: Baby, you haven’t touched her food.

Jeffrey (uneasy): Umm…actually, umm, I’m not that hungry.

*Jeffrey’s face starts to turn red*

Samantha: Oh, whatever. It’s obvious you’re lying to yourself.

Jeffrey (uneasy): Look, Samantha. I’m scared. I’m very scared for my life.

Samantha: Your life?

*Jeffrey nods his head*

Jeffrey (uneasy): Yeah, I mean, ya haven’t said two words to me, and all of a sudden, you’re cooking for me, you’re all happy and overjoyed like you’ve taken a nap in a bed of flowers.

Samantha: Well, honey, I’m not trying to intimidate you or take power over you. I’m just trying to love my hubby to the best of my ability. Listen, I know that I haven’t been the easiest woman to get along with, and I know that I’ve been hard on you. But, I’ve realized that…life is too short. So, I’m sorry.

Jeffrey (uneasy): Don’t gimme that bullsh*t! I’m on to you! You’ve been plotting and scheming this whole time!

Samantha (confused): Plotting and scheming about what?

Jeffrey (uneasy): You’re trying to kill me for the insurance money! But I won’t let you go through with it! I just won’t! Did Whitney tell you to do this?! Why would she do that?! Look…if it’s Renee, let’s talk it out! Okay?! But don’t poison me please! That’s just sick! It’s sick! Oh, God! Why do I feel lazy all of a sudden?! Why do I feel so drowsy and sleepy! I don’t wanna die! Please don’t kill me, baby! Please!

*Jeffrey bursts into tears*

Samantha: Oh, my God! You’re actually crying. Do you really think that I would poison you to get my hands on some insurance money?!

*Jeffrey nods his head*

Jeffrey (sobbing): Yeah.

Samantha: God, no. That’s not like me at all. Honey, I love you, and I would never do something that SICK. Look, it’s time to start over. I get that I’ve been a shrew and a bully, but I’m trying to change my ways. I really am. Whitney enabled me to see the light, and it has made all the difference. I now pray for you more than I pray for myself. I pray for our marriage, every day and every night. I just really want us to start over again. Just the two of us. Is that okay?

Jeffrey (sobbing): Y-You’re serious?

*Samantha nods her head*

Samantha: Yeah, baby. I’m for real this time.

*Jeffrey quickly wipes away his tears in embarrassment*

Jeffrey: Well, in that case…you didn’t see anything. I didn’t cry. Real men don’t cry.

Samantha: Oh, don’t be silly, Jeff.

*Jeffrey clears his throat*

Jeffrey: Umm, anyways, since you’re new and improved, do you promise to stop being mean to me and constantly making me feel bad?

Samantha: Done.

Jeffrey: And do you promise to be nicer to Bob?

*Samantha laughs*

Samantha: I can’t do anything about that one. It’s not my fault that he’s a total douche.

Jeffrey: Good enough.

*Jeffrey takes Samantha’s hand and holds it*

Jeffrey: But we’re gonna stay committed to each other, darling. So just know that I am doing my best, alright?

Samantha: I know that, Jeffrey. I know that so well. I’m just sorry if I made you feel as if you weren’t.

Jeffrey: Good. And I promise to make love to you every single night, woman. And I won’t stop the action until I’m good and ready, so prepare.

Samantha: Ooh, boy. I certainly will, lover man.

Jeffrey: I just love you so much, woman. Your body and your face and your smile just drives me crazy. I’d give it to you any time and any place.

Samantha: Wow. That sounds even BETTER than Byron.

Jeffrey: Screw Byron. I’m your only bedroom buddy. Oh, I want you so bad. You look SO good right now, all calm and happy.

*Samantha laughs*

Samantha: Enough, Jeffrey. I don’t want it THAT bad. You keep your mind on the food, you horn dog.

*Samantha laughs again*

Jeffrey: Gosh, you’re irresistible. I feel like sliding all this food off the table and giving into temptation RIGHT NOW.

Samantha: Mind your manners, sweetheart. Mind your manners. You’re starting to turn me on there.

Jeffrey: Oh, and one more thing.

Samantha: What is it?

Jeffrey: Can you please stop drinking so much? Just consider it a small request from your man.

Samantha: Okay. Sure. Just wait a minute.

*Samantha takes her glass of wine and gulps it down before taking Jeffrey’s and doing the same. Jeffrey laughs*

Jeffrey: I love ya, babe.

*Samantha burps loudly*

Samantha: I love you too.

*Samantha laughs*

Samantha: Now, come on, freaky boy. Let’s clear the table so that we can get hot and heavy all on it.

Jeffrey: But I haven’t finished my meal.

Samantha: When I’m finished with you, you won’t have an appetite at all.

Jeffrey: Wow. Your…twat just might be better than food.

Samantha: Oh, believe me. It will be.

*Samantha gives Jeffrey a kiss*

Samantha: Now, come on. Our daughter’s in her room. We got plenty of time. Let’s do about 5 minutes.

Jeffrey: 10 would be better.

Samantha: Oh, so now you wanna go twice?

*Samantha laughs*

Samantha: 20 would be even better, actually. Or maybe 30. We can…”mess around” for that long. Oh, we’re gonna have fun tonight.

[Wawwie]

Looks like Jeffrey and Samantha just might make it. So far, so good.

Tiffany seems to be a mess right now. I suppose things are bleak for her.

[TVLegend]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

Looks like Jeffrey and Samantha just might make it. So far, so good.

Tiffany seems to be a mess right now. I suppose things are bleak for her.

You see, Samantha really did want to fix her husband a nice, home cooked meal instead of finishing him off for the insurance money.

Do you like Samantha’s new attitude already? And how did you feel about the happy couple (Jeffrey and Samantha) being in a rush to roll around on the kitchen table?

[Wawwie]

Originally Posted by TVLegend

You see, Samantha really did want to fix her husband a nice, home cooked meal instead of finishing him off for the insurance money.

Do you like Samantha’s new attitude already? And how did you feel about the happy couple (Jeffrey and Samantha) being in a rush to roll around on the kitchen table?

Let's see how long Samantha's new attitude lasts or even if it's real. If it is real, I'm glad Jeffrey got some freaky action on the kitchen table!

[TVLegend]

*At Chad’s apartment, Chad is shown sitting on the couch, watching TV when the doorbell rings*

Chad: Come in!

*Tiffany enters the apartment*

Tiffany: Hi.

Chad: Goodbye.

*Tiffany approaches Chad in the living room*

Tiffany: Chad, please don’t do this. I want to talk to you.

*Chad sighs*

Chad (annoyed): What?!

Tiffany: Look, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I was wrong…for not telling you about what went down and I admit that I’ve taken you for granted. And I’ll do ANYTHING for you to come home to me and come home to your boy, baby. Please. Ever since I made that list, I’ve realized that I need you and I love you so.

Chad (confused): What list?

Tiffany: Look, I just wanna work things out.

Chad: Let me ask you something: When we were leaving the cabin and had that argument in the car regarding Brennon and the tubal ligation, were you trying to say that you had an affair or something?

Tiffany: God, no! I…I was upset at that moment. I didn’t realize exactly what I was saying and how you could have interpreted it.

*Chad nods his head*

Chad: Oh, okay. And you’re saying that we can work our disagreements out through ANYTHING?

*Tiffany nods her head*

Tiffany: Through anything.

*Chad sighs*

Chad: Oh, what the hell.

*Chad emerges from the couch*

Chad: I love you, woman. And I’m willing to work it out, step by step. I made a mistake to get so mad at you that night, and I do accept your apology. I would like to move back in. I think we’re ready to be on that level again.

Tiffany: Great! This is wonderful!

Chad: You’re telling me. Oh, I’ve missed you so much, babe.

*Chad gives Tiffany a kiss*

Tiffany: Oh, come on, baby. It’s not too late to…REALLY unpack before you…

*Tiffany kisses Chad passionately on the lips*

Tiffany: …Move out of this place.

*Tiffany takes Chad into the bedroom*

Chad: Where we going?

Tiffany: You’ll see. Come on, honey. Come on. We’re gonna make a baby.

*Chad laughs*

Chad: You are WILD.

[Wawwie]

I'm so glad that Chad and Tiff are willing to work it out. I hope they make it!

[TVLegend]

*Months later, Chad, Tiffany, Jeffrey, Samantha, Bob, and London are shown at a gala celebration for Whitney*

Samantha: You look great, Chad.

Chad: Why, thanks. You look good yourself, sexy lady.

Tiffany: Ya know, it’s so nice to see everyone again. Especially for Whitney’s special night.

Jeffrey: I concur.

Samantha: Alright, enough with the sh*t and giggles. Bob, what the hell is in your mind, bringing the floozy here?

Jeffrey: Baby, please don’t start that.

Samantha: No. I wanna know.

Bob: Samantha, I’m only gonna tell you one time, and one time only. Watch your mouth. That floozy is my wife now.

Samantha: April was MUCH better.

*Bob rolls his eyes while London smacks her lips*

Tiffany (uncomfortable): On a positive note, you look amazing, London.

London: Oh…well, thanks, Tiara.

*Samantha laughs while Chad holds his face*

Tiffany: My name’s Tiffany, sweetheart.

London: Yeah. That’s what I said.

Tiffany: Umm, Samantha, we should go check on Whitney. She has been fussing about her hair nonstop.

Samantha: Yeah. Let’s go do that.

*Samantha and Tiffany go and check on Whitney*

Bob: Jeffrey, your wife should really get the electric chair.

*London laughs*

London: I’m saying. Anyways, how are you guys doing?

Chad: I’m doing fine. I dunno about Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: I’m doing alright also.

London: Good.

*Seconds later, Daddy Barnes is shown entering the room and approaching everyone*

Daddy Barnes: Good evening, everyone.

Jeffrey: Hey, Daddy Barnes.

Daddy Barnes: Hey, Jeff.

*Jeffrey and Daddy Barnes shake hands*

Chad: Hey, dad.

Daddy Barnes: Hey, son. Hey, Bob.

Bob: Daddy Barnes.

Daddy Barnes (shocked): Well, Bob, you didn’t tell me your daughter grew up so fast!

Bob: Umm, this is not my daughter, this is my new wife.

Daddy Barnes (confused and still shocked): What the hell?!

Bob: Yeah. As you know, me and April got a divorce, but obviously, I’ve fallen in love with her best friend.

Daddy Barnes: No. That can’t be.

Bob: Yeah.

Daddy Barnes: No. I’m TELLING you. That can’t be, ‘cause if it was, April would be in prison for murder, and you’d be…dead. Anyway, I’m gonna go hit the restroom. Maybe I shouldn’t have had that pig knuckle and jelly sandwich before getting on the road.

*Daddy Barnes walks off and heads to the bathroom, releasing some unpleasant and stinky flatulence. Everyone covers their nose*

London (talking to Bob): Baby, I’m gonna go to the ladies’ room. Wanna join me? I got the whipped cream and ketchup in my purse for if you wanna…play with my toes.

*London licks her lips at Bob*

Chad (uncomfortable): Umm…

Jeffrey (uncomfortable): What the hell?

Bob (embarrassed): Baby, please. Not in front of them.

London: Well, okay…daddy.

Jeffrey (uncomfortable): Chad, are you hearing this?

*Chad nods his head*

Chad: Unfortunately.

*Bob tries to give London a kiss but she pushes him away*

London: Angel face! Lipstick!

*London walks off*

Chad (mocking London): Lipstick, Angel face.

*Jeffrey and Chad laugh in unison*

Bob: Shut up, jackass.

Chad: You must be a REAL tiger in bed. She wants you to wash her feet with whipped cream and ketchup.

*Jeffrey laughs out loud while Bob smacks his lips*

[Wawwie]

LOL @ pig knuckle & jelly sandwich.

I seriously despise Bob and London.

[TVLegend]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

LOL @ pig knuckle & jelly sandwich.

I seriously despise Bob and London.

Hey, don’t you say a bad word about London. Bob will spank you and teach you a lesson.

[TVLegend]

*In the ladies’ room, London is shown looking in the mirror when she senses something in the room. She turns around to find a rather decent looking woman standing there wearing a sequin dress and shades. There is something familiar about the woman that London finds uncanny*

London: April?

*The woman takes off her shades and is soon revealed to be April. She has obviously lost a significant amount of weight and her hair is much longer*

April: Yes. This is she.

London (utterly shocked): Oh my god! You look FLAWLESS. Incredible. Sexy. Unrecognizable. You don’t look fat or ugly at all. What happened?

April (sarcastically): Actually, I’m not sure myself. I’m thinking that it just happened overnight.

London: I’m surprised you had the courage to come.

April: Well, of course I’d come. This is my friend’s special night. You do remember about friendship, don’t you, London? Ya know, I always thought about what I’d do if I had to be in a room with a repulsive tramp like you again. I’ve thought about cussing you out, beating your ass, calling you every name in the book, the list goes on. But all I can do is pray for you. Look at you. You’re pathetic. You lacked so much love and affection and self-esteem that you had to steal my husband. A man who you don’t even love. A man who’s almost the same age as your parents. I was the one that was always there for you, I stood up for you, I brought you to the hospital when that sorry excuse for a boyfriend was beating the living HELL outta you, and THIS is how you repay me? Bless your heart. You need professional help. And Bob isn’t the answer.

*April shrugs her shoulders while London wipes a tear from her eye*

April: I’m just being honest. Bob is not right for you. He will NEVER be right for you. Have a nice evening, my friend. Believe me, you DO need one.

*April walks out of the bathroom. Meanwhile, Bob is shown approaching Greg, who’s just arrived evidently*

Bob: Hey, Greg.

Greg: What’s up, Bob?

*Bob and Greg shake hands*

Bob: Nothing much. How are things going?

Greg: Things are going great. Perfect. Better than ever.

Bob: Good to hear, my guy.

Greg: Yeah. Ya know we had to come to support Whitney.

Bob (confused): We? Who’s we? I don’t see anybody.

Greg: I’m talking about me and my fiancée.

Bob (shocked): Wow, man! I didn’t know! Congratulations.

Greg: Thanks, Bob.

Bob: Where is the lucky lady?

Greg: She should be here any minute. She went to the ladies’ room.

Bob: Oh. I see.

Greg: Yeah. Speaking of, we’re friends, right, Bob?

Bob: Well, of course, we are.

*Bob laughs*

Bob: What kinda question is that?

*Greg shakes his head*

Greg: Nothing. Just making sure.

*A couple of seconds later, April enters the room and approaches Greg and Bob*

April (talking to Greg): I think I’m ready, baby.

Bob (confused): April?

April: Hello, Bob. Nice to see you.

*April and Greg kiss*

Bob (confused and a little infuriated): Wait, what the hell?!

April: Which way is it?

Greg: Right up here to the left, baby. My god, you look beautiful tonight.

*April smiles*

Bob (confused and infuriated): What the hell is going on here?! Is this some kinda joke?!

*April and Greg walk off while Bob has a puzzled and shocked look on his face*

[Wawwie]

Originally Posted by TVLegend

*April and Greg walk off while Bob has a puzzled and shocked look on his face*

[TVLegend]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

How do you feel now that your girl April has lost lots of weight and is engaged to Greg? And what did you think about her giving London a piece of her mind in the bathroom?

[Wawwie]

Originally Posted by TVLegend

How do you feel now that your girl April has lost lots of weight and is engaged to Greg? And what did you think about her giving London a piece of her mind in the bathroom?

Long overdue! I'm glad April told London just how pathetic she is. I'm also glad that April has found some happiness. She deserves it.

[TVLegend]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

BTW, Wawwie, I’d love to know what your reaction was when London wanted Bob to go to the ladies’ room with her.

[Wawwie]

Originally Posted by TVLegend

BTW, Wawwie, I’d love to know what your reaction was when London wanted Bob to go to the ladies’ room with her.

Not much. London is a tramp, we know that.