Things you’d NEVER hear on The Addams Family - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

OH Nuts! · 02-28-2019, 12:10 AM

Gomez to Pugsley: I’m tired of wrecking the trains! Let’s go outside and set up a track around the whole yard. We can watch them circle round the track all day!

OH Nuts! · 01-19-2020, 11:13 AM

Morticia to Gomez: I hate speaking French! Can I have a tutor for Sanskrit Bubbalah?

PracTz · 01-22-2020, 03:04 AM

Grandmama: Gomez, I've kept it a secret all these years but you're old enough to know that. . . Jeanette MacDonald's my kid sister!

Gomez: No, not that! What will the neighbors think of us?

OH Nuts! · 04-22-2020, 08:44 PM

Uncle Fester: I hate lighting up light bulbs!

OH Nuts! · 07-01-2020, 03:47 PM

Gomez to Morticia and Pugsley: I’m tired of blowing up the toy trains! So boring!

PracTz · 07-16-2020, 12:57 PM

Gomez: Tish, could you get Lurch to kiss your arm? I've got a headache!

OH Nuts! · 07-16-2020, 05:02 PM

Lurch asked to play the harpsichord: F off you two!

Babalu · 12-21-2021, 10:19 PM

Gomez:"Pugsley, stop with that "mother and father" ****. You need to learn method acting or you'll grow up to be a stagehand."

swany13 · 12-27-2021, 12:47 AM

lurch- i quit

Babalu · 07-16-2022, 03:59 PM

Wednesday: "Mother, my pet spider Homer just put me in the family way."

stevea · 07-29-2022, 05:50 PM

Gomez: Cara Mia, I just blew up a train but, unfortunately I also blew up my man cave in the process.

Morticia: Pourquoi?

Gomez: Tish! When you speak French... Let's go down to the bed of nails.

02-28-2019, 12:10 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things you’d NEVER hear on The Addams Family Gomez to Pugsley: I’m tired of wrecking the trains! Let’s go outside and set up a track around the whole yard. We can watch them circle round the track all day!

01-22-2020, 03:04 AM	#3
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Grandmama: Gomez, I've kept it a secret all these years but you're old enough to know that. . . Jeanette MacDonald's my kid sister! Gomez: No, not that! What will the neighbors think of us?
	Last edited by PracTz; 01-22-2020 at 02:17 PM.

12-21-2021, 10:19 PM	#8
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Gomez:"Pugsley, stop with that "mother and father" ****. You need to learn method acting or you'll grow up to be a stagehand."
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

01-19-2020, 11:13 AM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Morticia to Gomez: I hate speaking French! Can I have a tutor for Sanskrit Bubbalah?

04-22-2020, 08:44 PM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Uncle Fester: I hate lighting up light bulbs!

07-01-2020, 03:47 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gomez to Morticia and Pugsley: I’m tired of blowing up the toy trains! So boring!

07-16-2020, 12:57 PM	#6
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Gomez: Tish, could you get Lurch to kiss your arm? I've got a headache!

07-16-2020, 05:02 PM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Lurch asked to play the harpsichord: F off you two!

12-27-2021, 12:47 AM	#9
swany13 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 29, 2020 Posts: 19	lurch- i quit

07-16-2022, 03:59 PM	#10
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Wednesday: "Mother, my pet spider Homer just put me in the family way."

07-29-2022, 05:50 PM	#11
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,161	Gomez: Cara Mia, I just blew up a train but, unfortunately I also blew up my man cave in the process. Morticia: Pourquoi? Gomez: Tish! When you speak French... Let's go down to the bed of nails.