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MA · 10-14-2020, 06:38 AM

Maya Gallo:
This competition is childish and immature, and I can't believe you would treat a woman like that.

Elliot DiMauro:
We did it to you when you first came here.

Maya Gallo:
You did? Thanks, you guys!

Ohio8 · 12-02-2020, 09:14 PM

Elliot: "It's a toaster, Nina. You'd know that if you ate anything."

Nina: "Yes, that nine out of ten men preferred women with big boobs."

Dennis: "Hello, nobodies."

Crystal Bernard: (to Dennis)"Welll, you're not an astronaut."

Nina: "...I know what this is about; you just want to have the biggest breasts in the office."
Maya: (in British accent)"Curses! You've caught on to my evil plot, to use my bosoms to take over this magazine, and one day, the world."

AB · 12-11-2020, 07:33 PM

Vicki & Jack:

MA · 12-16-2020, 12:55 PM

Nina Van Horn:
You don't know the first thing about throwing a hissy fit. You should be flying off the handle. You should be breaking stuff. You should be waking up the next morning smelling of gasoline and saying, "What the hell did I do?"

AB · 01-20-2022, 07:46 PM

Maya:

MA · 01-22-2022, 07:05 AM

Elliot DiMauro:
Do I look racked with guilt? No. [cut to Elliot in bed with his date]

Co-star:
Has this ever happened before?

Elliot DiMauro:
No!

AB · 01-22-2022, 08:33 PM

Dennis:

MA · 01-26-2022, 08:18 AM

Jack Gallo: Carl is not a bad guy, but I just don't think he's the one.

AB · 06-09-2022, 09:08 PM

Nina:

AB · 07-01-2022, 07:50 PM

Dennis:

MA · 07-02-2022, 07:30 AM

Nina Van Horn:
He's cute, he's muscular, he's all yours.

Maya Gallo:
But it's not going to go anywhere.

Nina Van Horn:
It only has to go one place.

Maya Gallo:
Nina!

Nina Van Horn:
Your heart. I'm kidding, I meant the other place.

10-14-2020, 06:38 AM	#46
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Maya Gallo: This competition is childish and immature, and I can't believe you would treat a woman like that. Elliot DiMauro: We did it to you when you first came here. Maya Gallo: You did? Thanks, you guys!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

12-02-2020, 09:14 PM	#47
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Elliot: "It's a toaster, Nina. You'd know that if you ate anything." Nina: "Yes, that nine out of ten men preferred women with big boobs." Dennis: "Hello, nobodies." Crystal Bernard: (to Dennis)"Welll, you're not an astronaut." Nina: "...I know what this is about; you just want to have the biggest breasts in the office." Maya: (in British accent)"Curses! You've caught on to my evil plot, to use my bosoms to take over this magazine, and one day, the world."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

12-11-2020, 07:33 PM	#48
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Vicki & Jack: Attached Images

01-20-2022, 07:46 PM	#50
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Maya: Attached Images

01-22-2022, 08:33 PM	#52
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dennis: Attached Images

12-16-2020, 12:55 PM	#49
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Nina Van Horn: You don't know the first thing about throwing a hissy fit. You should be flying off the handle. You should be breaking stuff. You should be waking up the next morning smelling of gasoline and saying, "What the hell did I do?"

01-22-2022, 07:05 AM	#51
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Elliot DiMauro: Do I look racked with guilt? No. [cut to Elliot in bed with his date] Co-star: Has this ever happened before? Elliot DiMauro: No!

01-26-2022, 08:18 AM	#53
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jack Gallo: Carl is not a bad guy, but I just don't think he's the one.

06-09-2022, 09:08 PM	#54
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Nina: Attached Images

07-01-2022, 07:50 PM	#55
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dennis: Attached Images

07-02-2022, 07:30 AM	#56
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Nina Van Horn: He's cute, he's muscular, he's all yours. Maya Gallo: But it's not going to go anywhere. Nina Van Horn: It only has to go one place. Maya Gallo: Nina! Nina Van Horn: Your heart. I'm kidding, I meant the other place.