Paula Marshall - TV's Black Widow!

[TJL]

Well, I see on the old TV schedule that Paula Marshall is guesting on Just Shoot Me tonight.
And that means only one thing: Adios Just Shoot Me!
There’s a little theory I have developed after watching Miss Marshall over the years:
Whenever Paula Marshall appears on a show, that show will be canceled almost immediately.
Want proof? Here are some examples:
Sportsnight - That brilliant show was canned after Miss Marshall’s multi episode arc.
Cursed (AKA The Weber Show) Miss Marshall is added to the cast, that show is history.
Okay, that show sucked, but my point is that like The Heat Miser, everything Paula Marshall touches is burned badly.
Paula Marshall has brought more misery to TV than Jerry Springer, Rikki Lake and Aaron Spelling combined!
If you look at her resume, you’ll see nothing but a plethora of single season dramas and pitiful sitcoms.
Remember Snoops? Neither does the rest of America. How about Cupid? Chicago Sons? Wild Oats? The horror, the horror
I feel sorry for Paula. She’s like that single friend of yours who you’d wish would find the right guy, but always ends up dating a guy with no job who cleans out her bank account and splits to Vegas with her car.
Will Paula find a show that captures her plucky charm and girl-next-door sexiness? One can only hope. Until then, other sitcoms be warned. When you see Paula Marshall on the call sheet Monday morning, clean out your dressing rooms and pray your show has enough in the can for a fat syndication deal.

Coming soon: My theory on Lauren "GIlmore Girls" Graham

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by TJL
How about Cupid?

Yeah, I remember that show. It was kind of cute.