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Ohio8 · 06-27-2018, 09:58 PM

Louie: (to Elaine)"You should be ashamed to be in the same garage with me."
Elaine: "I'm ashamed to be in the same species with you."

MA · 06-28-2018, 06:20 AM

[during a written driving test]
"Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."
"Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down"!
"Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?

Ohio8 · 08-03-2018, 04:37 PM

Bobby: "Mental illness or narcotic addiction?"
Jim: "Now that's a tough choice..."

MA · 08-03-2018, 04:38 PM

Louie De Palma: I know what love is cuz I watch talk shows. Love is the end of happiness! Love is the end of happiness!

Ohio8 · 01-26-2019, 11:44 PM

Jim: "I marched in protest against that crummy war."
Tony: "Is that so?"
Jim: "Pardon me?"
Alex: "Tony..."

Tony: "You know, the only reason why guys like you got to stay home, protest, and get loaded: Because guys like me were in 'Nam, doin' your fightin' for ya...What do you have to say to that?"
Jim: "Thank you."
Tony: "You're welcome."

MA · 02-06-2019, 12:01 PM

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?

AB · 12-01-2021, 10:24 PM

Tony:

AB · 12-01-2021, 10:27 PM

Jim:

MA · 12-02-2021, 06:58 AM

Elaine [on first meeting Alex]: I'm only going to be working here part-time. I'm not really a taxi driver.
Alex: Oh yeah, I know. We're all part-time here. You see that guy over there? Now, he's an actor. The guy on the phone, he's a prize fighter. This lady over here, she's a beautician. The man behind her, he's a writer. Me? I'm a cab driver. I'm the only cab driver in this place.

AB · 05-06-2022, 06:11 PM

Taxi TV Show Quotes

Louie:

AB · 05-06-2022, 06:15 PM

Louie De Palma quote:

Ohio8 · 05-24-2022, 11:39 PM

Louie: "Thanks for spoilin' the ending, Rieger!"

(During a flashback scene.)
Jim: "Hey! I like to party as much as the next guy."

Jim: "Ohh, no. Are those funny brownies?"

Jim: "We're not here to party, or to protest, but to learn. We're gonna be the leaders of tomorrow."

Gordon: "I thought the ceiling looked familiar..."

Jim: "I don't need drugs to have fun! I get high on life, I get very high on life."

MA · 05-25-2022, 06:47 AM

"Love is the end of happiness!" - Louie

06-27-2018, 09:58 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Quotes Thread Louie: (to Elaine)"You should be ashamed to be in the same garage with me." Elaine: "I'm ashamed to be in the same species with you."
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06-28-2018, 06:20 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	[during a written driving test] "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean? Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down." "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: What... does... the... yellow... light... mean? Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down"! "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?
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12-01-2021, 10:24 PM	#7
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12-01-2021, 10:27 PM	#8
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05-06-2022, 06:11 PM	#10
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08-03-2018, 04:37 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Bobby: "Mental illness or narcotic addiction?" Jim: "Now that's a tough choice..."

08-03-2018, 04:38 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Louie De Palma: I know what love is cuz I watch talk shows. Love is the end of happiness! Love is the end of happiness!

01-26-2019, 11:44 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Jim: "I marched in protest against that crummy war." Tony: "Is that so?" Jim: "Pardon me?" Alex: "Tony..." Tony: "You know, the only reason why guys like you got to stay home, protest, and get loaded: Because guys like me were in 'Nam, doin' your fightin' for ya...What do you have to say to that?" Jim: "Thank you." Tony: "You're welcome."

02-06-2019, 12:01 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?

12-02-2021, 06:58 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Elaine [on first meeting Alex]: I'm only going to be working here part-time. I'm not really a taxi driver. Alex: Oh yeah, I know. We're all part-time here. You see that guy over there? Now, he's an actor. The guy on the phone, he's a prize fighter. This lady over here, she's a beautician. The man behind her, he's a writer. Me? I'm a cab driver. I'm the only cab driver in this place.

05-06-2022, 06:15 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Louie De Palma quote: Attached Images

05-24-2022, 11:39 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Louie: "Thanks for spoilin' the ending, Rieger!" (During a flashback scene.) Jim: "Hey! I like to party as much as the next guy." Jim: "Ohh, no. Are those funny brownies?" Jim: "We're not here to party, or to protest, but to learn. We're gonna be the leaders of tomorrow." Gordon: "I thought the ceiling looked familiar..." Jim: "I don't need drugs to have fun! I get high on life, I get very high on life."

05-25-2022, 06:47 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	"Love is the end of happiness!" - Louie