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OH Nuts! · 07-20-2020, 12:31 PM

Carlos to Sr. Betrille: I LOVE how you always involve me in your troubles!

PracTz · 07-23-2020, 07:40 AM

Sr. Betrille: I'm not sure how it is my head doesn't snap off or my neck gets broken every time the wind blows my head into the air.

OH Nuts! · 07-23-2020, 09:59 AM

Mother Superior: Sister Bertrille I so totally love you way you create havoc all the time.

AB · 07-23-2020, 03:30 PM

Carlos: Sister Bertrille, Mother Superior you two stopping by is always great for my nightclub business.

OH Nuts! · 07-23-2020, 04:59 PM

Sister Sixto: In my retirement years, I want to work for a druggied out nympho

snorlaxnut · 08-11-2020, 09:10 AM

Sr. Betrille: Wow, this Richard Dawkins' book makes a lot of sense!

OH Nuts! · 08-11-2020, 10:52 AM

Carlos: Sister Bertrille, ALWAYS so nice to have you drop in.

treky · 01-30-2021, 03:26 AM

something else you'd never hear from any of the cast; but you should have: "Why the HELL did I ever agree to do this ****!!!!"

Babalu · 07-17-2021, 07:11 AM

Sally Field: "Why am I the flying nun? Because if I was the flying cheerleader everyone could see my hoo-ha!"

PracTz · 07-18-2021, 12:30 PM

Sister Betrille: Maybe I should try surfing in this habit and see how the other surfer like my flying when the trade winds start up!

PracTz · 03-07-2022, 11:09 PM

Mother Superior: Sister Betrille, if you give up your vow of chastity, not only would that likely permanently ground you but, after your expulsion, I could restore order to the convent!

07-20-2020, 12:31 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You’d Never Hear in The Flying Nun Carlos to Sr. Betrille: I LOVE how you always involve me in your troubles!

01-30-2021, 03:26 AM	#8
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	something else you'd never hear from any of the cast; but you should have: "Why the HELL did I ever agree to do this ****!!!!"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

07-17-2021, 07:11 AM	#9
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Sally Field: "Why am I the flying nun? Because if I was the flying cheerleader everyone could see my hoo-ha!"
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

07-23-2020, 07:40 AM	#2
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Sr. Betrille: I'm not sure how it is my head doesn't snap off or my neck gets broken every time the wind blows my head into the air.

07-23-2020, 09:59 AM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mother Superior: Sister Bertrille I so totally love you way you create havoc all the time.

07-23-2020, 03:30 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Carlos: Sister Bertrille, Mother Superior you two stopping by is always great for my nightclub business.

07-23-2020, 04:59 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Sister Sixto: In my retirement years, I want to work for a druggied out nympho

08-11-2020, 09:10 AM	#6
snorlaxnut Let's hear it for WALLY! Frequent Poster Join Date: May 01, 2003 Location: Hoquiam, WA Posts: 122	Sr. Betrille: Wow, this Richard Dawkins' book makes a lot of sense!

08-11-2020, 10:52 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Carlos: Sister Bertrille, ALWAYS so nice to have you drop in.

07-18-2021, 12:30 PM	#10
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Sister Betrille: Maybe I should try surfing in this habit and see how the other surfer like my flying when the trade winds start up!

03-07-2022, 11:09 PM	#11
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Mother Superior: Sister Betrille, if you give up your vow of chastity, not only would that likely permanently ground you but, after your expulsion, I could restore order to the convent!