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AB · 06-14-2021, 05:46 PM

Kim & Lucille:

MA · 06-14-2021, 05:48 PM

Lucy Carter:
He says he won't give me a raise because I'm careless and incompetent.

Craig Carter:
Well, why don't you just get another job?

Lucy Carter:
Well, that's pretty hard to do when you're careless and incompetent.

AB · 06-14-2021, 09:46 PM

Lucille & Kim:

MA · 06-15-2021, 07:07 AM

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
[Dictating a letter] Dear sir. Carter's Unique Employment Agency takes pride in finding unusual jobs for unusual people. And I am happy to tell you we've found for you a pitted olive pimiento patter.

Lucy Carter:
[Puzzled, interrupting] What is a pitted olive pimiento patter?

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
He's a man who stands in the assembly line and, as the olives roll along, if any of them have their pimientos sticking out, he pats them back in again.

AB · 06-15-2021, 08:51 PM

The Director & Lucille:

MA · 06-16-2021, 08:25 AM

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
[Catching Lucy singing into his Dictaphone] This is a business office, not Tin Pan Alley!

AB · 06-16-2021, 10:16 PM

Sammy Davis Jr:

MA · 06-19-2021, 03:54 PM

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?

AB · 09-30-2021, 07:01 PM

Harry:

AB · 11-04-2021, 06:50 PM

Harry & Lucille:

MA · 11-17-2021, 07:26 AM

Kim Carter:
After all, girls are different than boys.

Craig Carter:
Yeah, I've been noticing that since I was 13.

AB · 11-17-2021, 10:16 PM

Elizabeth Taylor and Lucille:

MA · 11-19-2021, 08:25 AM

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] I'm glad you feel that way about him Mom. He likes you too,

AB · 01-13-2022, 07:11 PM

Sammy and Lucille:

MA · 01-21-2022, 08:22 AM

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?

06-14-2021, 05:46 PM	#16
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Kim & Lucille: Attached Images

06-14-2021, 05:48 PM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Lucy Carter: He says he won't give me a raise because I'm careless and incompetent. Craig Carter: Well, why don't you just get another job? Lucy Carter: Well, that's pretty hard to do when you're careless and incompetent.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-14-2021, 09:46 PM	#18
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Lucille & Kim: Attached Images

06-15-2021, 08:51 PM	#20
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	The Director & Lucille: Attached Images

06-16-2021, 10:16 PM	#22
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Sammy Davis Jr: Attached Images

06-15-2021, 07:07 AM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: [Dictating a letter] Dear sir. Carter's Unique Employment Agency takes pride in finding unusual jobs for unusual people. And I am happy to tell you we've found for you a pitted olive pimiento patter. Lucy Carter: [Puzzled, interrupting] What is a pitted olive pimiento patter? Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: He's a man who stands in the assembly line and, as the olives roll along, if any of them have their pimientos sticking out, he pats them back in again.

06-16-2021, 08:25 AM	#21
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: [Catching Lucy singing into his Dictaphone] This is a business office, not Tin Pan Alley!

06-19-2021, 03:54 PM	#23
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Kim Carter: [to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?

09-30-2021, 07:01 PM	#24
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Harry: Attached Images

11-04-2021, 06:50 PM	#25
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Harry & Lucille: Attached Images

11-17-2021, 07:26 AM	#26
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Kim Carter: After all, girls are different than boys. Craig Carter: Yeah, I've been noticing that since I was 13.

11-17-2021, 10:16 PM	#27
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Elizabeth Taylor and Lucille: Attached Images

11-19-2021, 08:25 AM	#28
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Kim Carter: [to Lucy] I'm glad you feel that way about him Mom. He likes you too,

01-13-2022, 07:11 PM	#29
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Sammy and Lucille: Attached Images

01-21-2022, 08:22 AM	#30
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,114	Kim Carter: [to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?