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Ohio8 · 06-25-2021, 06:34 PM

Mel: "It's a tough old diner... It's been through a lot."

(Last lines of the series.)
Mel: "Why can't anybody think of some happy things?"
Vera: ""Yeah, let's think about the happy things."
Alice: "Okay."

MA · 06-26-2021, 07:19 AM

Alice

"Tommy longs for male companionship."

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-26-2021, 09:24 AM

"When donkeys fly."

~Florence Jean Castleberry

MA · 06-27-2021, 07:09 AM

Vera

"Wait a minute. I don't know how to drive."

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-10-2021, 05:30 PM

Mel Sharples : You stow it!

MA · 07-11-2021, 08:41 AM

Flo

"When donkeys fly."

howilu · 07-11-2021, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThisLittlePiggy

Mel Sharples : You stow it!

Another phrase Mel used was during the Jolene era when he frequently said to her "Bag it blondie!"

MA · 07-13-2021, 06:09 AM

“So far this week I've been offered candy bars and nylons. What is this, World War 2?”
— Alice Hyatt

AB · 07-13-2021, 05:49 PM

Mel & Flo:

MA · 07-14-2021, 07:57 AM

Mel Sharples : Flo, pick up!

JR1 · 07-14-2021, 10:13 PM

Loved when Mel visited Flo in Texas, and he yelled "Pick-up" from behind the bar and Flo reacted like she was back at the diner.

MA · 07-15-2021, 11:30 AM

Alice Hyatt: Yes, why I won't go out to dinner with you. A. I am a widow I have a good 10 years on you I'm old enough to be your grand... baby sitter. B. I am a baby sitter for my own 12 year old son. C. My last date turned out to have a wife who looked to be about 19 months pregnant. D. I am a singer and I'm saving my nighttime energy to get another singing job. E...

Ohio8 · 01-14-2022, 07:38 PM

Mel: "Sex education? Hell, I could teach that."

Vera: "Remember, he who lives by the spatula, shall die by the spatula."

Tommy: "I'll sure be glad when I'm old enought to end the discussion."

Mel: "That's like a day without sunshine!"

Vera: "That's life, Mel. Sometimes a doughnut flies by."

Belle: "We like to think of him as 'pleasingly plump'."

Vera: "Thanks. I was getting waitress elbow."

Principal Solomon: ""There's a riot in the human behavior class."

Mel: "Like father, like son."
Secretary: "I certainly hope not."

MA · 01-19-2022, 08:02 AM

Vera: Oh, I have wild dreams, too. Last night, I dreamed I was eating spaghetti, and when I woke up, my pajama strings were missing!
Flo [flatly]: Good, Vera.

06-25-2021, 06:34 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Mel: "It's a tough old diner... It's been through a lot." (Last lines of the series.) Mel: "Why can't anybody think of some happy things?" Vera: ""Yeah, let's think about the happy things." Alice: "Okay."
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06-26-2021, 07:19 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Alice "Tommy longs for male companionship."
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07-13-2021, 05:49 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mel & Flo: Attached Images

06-26-2021, 09:24 AM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,183	"When donkeys fly." ~Florence Jean Castleberry

06-27-2021, 07:09 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Vera "Wait a minute. I don't know how to drive."

07-10-2021, 05:30 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,183	Mel Sharples : You stow it!

07-11-2021, 08:41 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Flo "When donkeys fly."

07-13-2021, 06:09 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	“So far this week I've been offered candy bars and nylons. What is this, World War 2?” — Alice Hyatt

07-14-2021, 07:57 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Mel Sharples : Flo, pick up!

07-14-2021, 10:13 PM	#11
JR1 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 07, 2009 Location: USA Posts: 742	Loved when Mel visited Flo in Texas, and he yelled "Pick-up" from behind the bar and Flo reacted like she was back at the diner.

07-15-2021, 11:30 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Alice Hyatt: Yes, why I won't go out to dinner with you. A. I am a widow I have a good 10 years on you I'm old enough to be your grand... baby sitter. B. I am a baby sitter for my own 12 year old son. C. My last date turned out to have a wife who looked to be about 19 months pregnant. D. I am a singer and I'm saving my nighttime energy to get another singing job. E...

01-14-2022, 07:38 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mel: "Sex education? Hell, I could teach that." Vera: "Remember, he who lives by the spatula, shall die by the spatula." Tommy: "I'll sure be glad when I'm old enought to end the discussion." Mel: "That's like a day without sunshine!" Vera: "That's life, Mel. Sometimes a doughnut flies by." Belle: "We like to think of him as 'pleasingly plump'." Vera: "Thanks. I was getting waitress elbow." Principal Solomon: ""There's a riot in the human behavior class." Mel: "Like father, like son." Secretary: "I certainly hope not."

01-19-2022, 08:02 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Vera: Oh, I have wild dreams, too. Last night, I dreamed I was eating spaghetti, and when I woke up, my pajama strings were missing! Flo [flatly]: Good, Vera.