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AB · 12-11-2019, 05:45 PM

Jerry & Kono:

MA · 12-19-2019, 12:58 PM

Sam Kavanaugh:
[McGarrett wants to know what happened to the agent] Hey McGarrett, back off!... This does not concern Five-O!

Det. Steve McGarrett:
Now is that right?

Sam Kavanaugh:
That's right!

AB · 03-08-2020, 05:30 PM

Danny:

MA · 03-09-2020, 04:02 PM

Man, a spy really should have a stronger password.

- Tani [to Harry]

AB · 08-04-2020, 05:52 PM

Danny & Steve:

MA · 08-06-2020, 05:46 AM

Chin: Look, I can't be a cop anymore.
McGarrett: Why not?
Chin: Because I can't be! You understand? HPD accused me of taking payoffs, so I'm the last person the department wants to see wearing a badge. I've gotta go.
Danny: This is going really well.
McGarrett: Did you take the money?
Chin: Excuse me?
McGarrett: [more directly] Did you take the money?
Chin: No.
McGarrett: Then come with us. And we don't need to talk about this again. Ever. This is your ticket back into the game. Call it payback, call it whatever you want, I don't care, but I need you.
Chin: How do you know you can trust me?
McGarrett: Because my old man did.

AB · 09-16-2020, 07:19 PM

Tani:

MA · 09-17-2020, 05:24 AM

Det. Danny Williams: [as McGarret exits the car] Hey. Hey! HEY! This guy Doran's a shooter, all right? We shouldn't be doing this without back up.

Det. Steve McGarrett: You *are* the backup.

Det. Danny Williams: I'm the back up? I hate him. I hate him so much.

AB · 09-30-2020, 07:38 PM

Steve:

MA · 10-01-2020, 07:31 AM

[Steve and Danny are watching a movie with Catherine and Gabby]
Steve: What, did I miss something? I mean, the music just went all sad.
Danny: That's because that's how the filmmakers want you to feel. Sad. See?
Steve: Well, no, this is supposed to be a romantic comedy. This is neither romantic nor funny. I don't understand what's happening.

AB · 03-16-2021, 04:45 PM

Danny: What are you doing? Sit down. Sit down, please.
McGarrett: What am I doing? What are you doing?
Danny: I'm doing a little recon.
McGarrett: Recon?

MA · 04-24-2021, 05:32 PM

[Looking at Tani] When I said to bring me a delicious snack, I meant food.

- Oscar [to Hirsch]

AB · 12-20-2021, 09:34 PM

Danny: I think this guy might be crazier than you.
McGarrett: I think you might be right.

MA · 12-24-2021, 08:52 AM

[Steve and Danny are being interviewed as part of their yearly psychological evaluations.]
Danny: So, uh, we have been together for 3 years.
Steve: 4.
Danny: See, this is specifically what I'm talking about.
Steve: I was correcting you.
Danny: Okay, 4.
Steve: Three years, eleven months, three days. Exactly.
Danny: You're done? [Steve gives him a "duh" look.]
Psychologist: Detective Williams asked you a question.
Steve: What?
Psychologist: He asked if you were going to allow him to finish his thought.
Steve: Who's side are you on?
Psychologist: I don't take sides, Commander. I'm an objective observer. You know the Governor asked me to oversee the annual psychological audit of personnel and I was concerned by what Detective Williams had to say.
Steve: Okay, yeah, fine. So we don't agree on a few things but I don't see why that's such a big deal.
Danny: [interrupts] "A few things"? A few things?! We don't agree on anything.

12-11-2019, 05:45 PM	#16
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jerry & Kono: Attached Images

12-19-2019, 12:58 PM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Sam Kavanaugh: [McGarrett wants to know what happened to the agent] Hey McGarrett, back off!... This does not concern Five-O! Det. Steve McGarrett: Now is that right? Sam Kavanaugh: That's right!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

03-08-2020, 05:30 PM	#18
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Danny: Attached Images

08-04-2020, 05:52 PM	#20
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Danny & Steve: Attached Images

09-16-2020, 07:19 PM	#22
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Tani: Attached Images

03-09-2020, 04:02 PM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Man, a spy really should have a stronger password. - Tani [to Harry]

08-06-2020, 05:46 AM	#21
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Chin: Look, I can't be a cop anymore. McGarrett: Why not? Chin: Because I can't be! You understand? HPD accused me of taking payoffs, so I'm the last person the department wants to see wearing a badge. I've gotta go. Danny: This is going really well. McGarrett: Did you take the money? Chin: Excuse me? McGarrett: [more directly] Did you take the money? Chin: No. McGarrett: Then come with us. And we don't need to talk about this again. Ever. This is your ticket back into the game. Call it payback, call it whatever you want, I don't care, but I need you. Chin: How do you know you can trust me? McGarrett: Because my old man did.

09-17-2020, 05:24 AM	#23
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Det. Danny Williams: [as McGarret exits the car] Hey. Hey! HEY! This guy Doran's a shooter, all right? We shouldn't be doing this without back up. Det. Steve McGarrett: You are the backup. Det. Danny Williams: I'm the back up? I hate him. I hate him so much.

09-30-2020, 07:38 PM	#24
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Steve: Attached Images

10-01-2020, 07:31 AM	#25
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[Steve and Danny are watching a movie with Catherine and Gabby] Steve: What, did I miss something? I mean, the music just went all sad. Danny: That's because that's how the filmmakers want you to feel. Sad. See? Steve: Well, no, this is supposed to be a romantic comedy. This is neither romantic nor funny. I don't understand what's happening.

03-16-2021, 04:45 PM	#26
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Danny: What are you doing? Sit down. Sit down, please. McGarrett: What am I doing? What are you doing? Danny: I'm doing a little recon. McGarrett: Recon? Attached Images

04-24-2021, 05:32 PM	#27
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[Looking at Tani] When I said to bring me a delicious snack, I meant food. - Oscar [to Hirsch]

12-20-2021, 09:34 PM	#28
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Danny: I think this guy might be crazier than you. McGarrett: I think you might be right. Attached Images

12-24-2021, 08:52 AM	#29
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[Steve and Danny are being interviewed as part of their yearly psychological evaluations.] Danny: So, uh, we have been together for 3 years. Steve: 4. Danny: See, this is specifically what I'm talking about. Steve: I was correcting you. Danny: Okay, 4. Steve: Three years, eleven months, three days. Exactly. Danny: You're done? [Steve gives him a "duh" look.] Psychologist: Detective Williams asked you a question. Steve: What? Psychologist: He asked if you were going to allow him to finish his thought. Steve: Who's side are you on? Psychologist: I don't take sides, Commander. I'm an objective observer. You know the Governor asked me to oversee the annual psychological audit of personnel and I was concerned by what Detective Williams had to say. Steve: Okay, yeah, fine. So we don't agree on a few things but I don't see why that's such a big deal. Danny: [interrupts] "A few things"? A few things?! We don't agree on anything.