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just1paul · 11-20-2021, 06:58 PM

Reggie Kostas: Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?!
Jake Malinak: What makes you think he even has a soul?!
Dr. John Becker: Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck!
Reggie Kostas: You're just upset because you were unlucky in love.
Dr. John Becker: I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.

MA · 12-17-2021, 08:54 AM

Jake Malinak: (first lines) Becker's here!
(three people run out the door as Becker comes in)
Dr. John Becker: What I like about this place is that anytime I walk in, there's always a seat.

Sgt. Saunders · 12-17-2021, 10:36 AM

Dr. John Becker: “I think it’s time I prescribed some Minoxidil and Propecia for myself.”

MA · 12-17-2021, 10:45 AM

Becker: [honking at the car in front] Come on, come on! If you're gonna drive that slow, you shouldn't be on the road!
Margaret: John, it's a hearse.
Becker: Just because it's too late for him doesn't mean he has to ruin it for the rest of us.

12-17-2021, 08:54 AM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jake Malinak: (first lines) Becker's here! (three people run out the door as Becker comes in) Dr. John Becker: What I like about this place is that anytime I walk in, there's always a seat.
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11-20-2021, 06:58 PM	#16
just1paul Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 20, 2021 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 123	Reggie Kostas: Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?! Jake Malinak: What makes you think he even has a soul?! Dr. John Becker: Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck! Reggie Kostas: You're just upset because you were unlucky in love. Dr. John Becker: I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.

12-17-2021, 10:36 AM	#18
Sgt. Saunders Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 27, 2021 Location: The Garden State Posts: 540	Dr. John Becker: “I think it’s time I prescribed some Minoxidil and Propecia for myself.”

12-17-2021, 10:45 AM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Becker: [honking at the car in front] Come on, come on! If you're gonna drive that slow, you shouldn't be on the road! Margaret: John, it's a hearse. Becker: Just because it's too late for him doesn't mean he has to ruin it for the rest of us.