Zack:The Series

[Moonlight Lady]

Good job.

[LuLu Rogers]

Very Good!

[Chain Gang Member]

How To Propose
Jack:Zack,where have you been this morning

JAnet:Yeah.Terri's been worrying about you because she got up and you weren't there

Zack:I know but

Jack:You better have a good excuse for getting her worried like that

Janet:Yeah since she's carrying your child in her stomache

Zack:I was at the store

Jack:You already got a magazine two weeks ago.Why did you need to go out and buy another one?

Zack:I wasn't at the store to buy a magazine.I didn't even go to that kind of store

Janet:Well where did you go Buster?!

Zack:Buster went to the jewelry store to buy Terri an engagement ring so he could ask her to marry him

Janet:You went down to the jewelry store to get an engagement ring so you can ask Terri to marry you?

Zack:Yeah

Jack:That's a good excuse

(End of Scene)

Terri:Zack,where have you been?I was worried sick

Zack:I went to the store to buy you something.It's

Terri:WAit a minute,I gotta go throw up(runs upstairs to the bathroom)

Zack:What a great way to propose.You're about to ask the love of your life to marry you and she goes running towards the bathroom to throw up

JAck:Give her time Zack,she'll give you the chance to ask her to marry you

Zack:You're right

(later)

Zack:Ok,I've been trying all day,but Terri is either going to the bathroom,throwing up or eating.How am I supposed to do this

Jack:Alright,so stop her before she does anything else

Zack:Gotcha.(goes into the livingroom)Terri,don't move or do anything.I'm going to ask you this and I only want you to answer yes or no

Terri:Ok make it quick

Zack: (gets down on one knee)Terri ALden,will you marry me?

Terri:I'm sorry Zack.The answer is no

Zack:

(End Of Scene)

(Zack goes into the kitchen stunned)

Janet:Well,how did it go?

Zack: She said,she said no

Jack:She said no?

Zack: Did I stutter?!

Janet:Let's go talk to Terri

(They go into Zack&Terri's bedroom)

Terri:What do you guys want?

Jack:We wanna know why you said no to Zack

Terri:Because the only reason he proposed is because he got me pregnant and no other reason

Janet:That's not true.

Jack:Yeah.Zack loves you.Do you think that he would spend $1,000 because he only wanted to marry you just because he got you pregnant?

Terri:$1,000?He really does love me.I gotta go apologize

(goes downstairs to see Zack singing This Is How A Heart Breaks)

Zack:This is it now
Everybody get down
This is all I can take
This is how a heart breaks
You take a hit now you feel it break down
Make you stay wide awake
This is how a heart breaks

Terri:Zack,don't act this way

Zack:Why shouldn't I?I spend a grand on a ring because I wanna be your husband and you squash my heart like all my other girlfriends except you're the only one I asked to marry me

Terri:Well the only reason I turned you down was because I thought that you only wanted to marry me because you got me pregnant.Now that I know that you wanna marry me because you love me,I will marry you

Zack:You will?This is great(they kiss and he puts the ring on her finger)

END

Starring

Zack Tripper......Chris Klein

Terri Alden........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper......John Ritter

Janet Wood......Joyce DeWitt

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The Contest
Zack:Jack,what's wrong?

Terri:Yeah,you two look tired

Janet:It's all your fault

Zack:Our's?

Terri:What'd we do

Jack:You two kept us up all night

Zack:Well isn't calling the kettle black

Terri:Yeah

Janet:What?

Zack:You two sometimes keep US awake all night

Jack:Well I bet you two can't go a week without sex

Zack:Jack,we can go without sex as much as we want

Terri:We can?

Zack:We waited until we met each other

Terri:True

Janet:Hey,I waited til you guys got me to know that I had feelings for Jack

Jack:Lets see if you're all bark and no bite,Let's have a contest

Zack:You got it.Neither of us can have sex

Jack:We can handle that

ZackUm Jack,there's no handling either because that would be cheating.I've never done that so I don't have to worry

Jack:You're not human are you?

Zack:Yeah,I just can control my urges,unlike you

Terri:Wait a minute,how are we gonna know if the other isn't doing anything

Janet:Well we know each other very well,so we'll use the honor system

Jack:The honor system it is

(End of Scene)

(the next day)

Zack:Well well well.Did you two control your urges or give in to temptation?

Jack:We overpowered our urges

Janet:The question is,did you to do it?

Terri:We are more powerful over our urges than you two

Zack:The question is,how long are you gonna keep this up?

Jack:We'll go longer than you two

(days later, Janet & Terri are taking cold showers and Jack & Zack are pouring ice water down their pants)

Zack:Lets keep our minds cleared by watching some TV

(they turned on the TV)

TV:Welcome everyone to the bikini contest(changes channel)look at Milina & Torrie WIlson trying to strip the other to their bra & panties(changes channel)welcome to the Mr.Universe competition

Zack:Finally

Jack:Yeah

Girls:TURN THE CHANNEL!

(turns off the TV)

All:I can't take this anymore!(they all go upstairs)

Zack:Wanna call it a draw

Jack:Yeah

Janet:On the count of 3,we go into our bedrooms and do it

Terri:1,2,3(they go into their bedroom)

(As Jack & Janet start making love as Zack & Terri come back out of the room in victory)

Both:We win

(Jack & Janet come out wearing the covers oand sheets)

Jack:You tricked us!

Janet:Why did you do that?

Zack:Cuz we're smarter than the average couple(does the Yogi Bear laugh)

Jack:Well you guys won

Janet:Congradulations

Terri:Thanks guys,you two are very good sports

Jack:No we're not

Zack:Whatcha talkin about Jack?

Janet:Get'em!

(Jack & Janet start chasin Zack & Terri and start to strip them of their clothing)

END

Starring

Zack Tripper...........Chris Klein

Terri Alden.............Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper...........John Ritter

Janet Wood...........Joyce DeWitt

[LuLu Rogers]

That was great!

[Moonlight Lady]

good job.

[Chain Gang Member]

Baby Face
(Zack & Terri come home with a sonogram from the doctor)

Zack:Hi Guys

Jack:Hey you two,how was the visit to the doctor?

Terri:We got a sonogram of the baby

Janet:Is that the baby?

Zack:Yeah

Jack:Looks just like a gray gray version of Casper

Janet:Jack(hits him in the shoulder)that's just how the baby looks now

Terri:I'll just put it in our room

(later)

Terri:So what do you wanna do?

Zack:I know what I wanna do(they start making out then Zack hears the sonogram talking)

Sonogram: Daddy?

Zack:

Sonogram:What are you doing to mommy?

Zack:Uh Terri,maybe we should do this some other time(runs out of the room)

Terri:Zack,where are you going?

(End of Scene)

(Next morning)

Jack:Zack,what's the matter?

Zack:Nothing

Janet:Then how come you're having a beer at breakfast?

Zack:Because I feel like it!

Janet:Geez,what's bugging you?

Zack:I couldn't get romantic with Terri last night

Jack: Did it happen again like when Terri put a dent in your car?

Zack:No,I'm fine down there

Janet:Then what's wrong?

Zack:I think I'm going insane

Jack:Why?

Zack:I heard the sonogram talking when Terri & I were about to get it on.I couldn't because it felt like I was about to make love to Terri in front of my kid

Janet:Are you sure you weren't on something last night?

JAck:Janet,Zack never did that.He's too much of a goodie two shoes

Zack:See this is why I couldn't tell Terri.She'd probably thinks I'm crazy

Janet:I'll go talk to her

(In the livingroom)

Terri:I don't know what happen to Zack last night.We were about to make love when started acting very strange all of the sudden

Janet:I think I can explain that

Terri:Janet,do you think he still finds me attractive,even though I'm pregnant?

Janet:Of course he does

Terri:Well do you think that he's under the weather again?

Janet:No,I just had a conversation with him and Jack

Terri:Then what's his problem?

Janet:Zack for some reason heard the sonogram talking to him and he made him think that you two were about to do it in front of your kid

Terri:Oh I see.I better find a way to fix this or it's gonna be a long nine months for us

(End of Scene)

Zack:Terri,where were you?

Terri:I got another sonogram of the baby

Zack:Oh no

Terri:Just look at it

Zack:OK

Terri:See,it has its back turn to give us some privacy

Zack:That's great

Terri:Now where did we leave off last night?

Zack:I think that we were right here(they start making out then the sonogram talks again)

Sonogram:Stop it daddy.I know what you're gonna do to my mommy!

Zack:Why don't we put this somewhere else(puts it in a drawer under his magazines).There we go(they continue and start taking each other's clothes off as they start making love)

END

Starring

Zack Tripper...........Chris Klein

Terri Alden.............Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper...........John Ritter

Janet Wood...........Joyce DeWitt

[Chain Gang Member]

The Babysitters
Zack:Why are we babysitting again?

Terri:Because Karen is going to the Padres with her parents and they aren't allowed to bring the baby

Zack:Oh ok

Jack:Well we have to go out to dinner

Janet:See ya later

Both:Bye

(doorbell)

Karen:Hi Zack,hi Terri

Zack:Hi Karen

Terri:Is this the baby?

Karen:Yes.His name is Johnny and if he can't stop crying,play this Blue's Clues tape

Zack:Gotcha

Karen:Bye(leaves)

Terri:Bye,have a good time

Zack:Now do what do we do?

Johnny:

(End of Scene)

Terri:Since he can't stop crying,I guess we play that tape

(They put in the tape)

TV:Hi it's me Steve.Come on in

Zack:Hey it worked

(later)

TV: (singing)We just figured out Blue's CLues cuz we're really smart

Terri:I guess that's over

(Zack goes to get the tape out)

Johnny:

Zack:Oh no,not a again(put the tape back in)

TV: (singing)We're gonna play Blue's Clues cuz we're really smart

Terri:Thank God it's over(they go to pull the tape out)

Johnny:

Zack:One more time and that's it,little guy

TV:We're gonna play Blue's Cles cuz it's really fun

(Zack & Terri fall asleep and have a dream that they're in BLue's CLues)

Terri:Hey,how'd we get here?

Zack:Better yet,how do we get out of here

(BLue puts a paw print on the screen)

Terri:I guess we're gonna play Blue's CLues

(Jack & Janet enter)

Jack:COme on guys,let's go

Zack:Why?We're about to figure a way to get out of here

Terri:Yeah

Janet:You have gone insane for watching that tape over and over.Now Come on

(They all do that stupid dance and go through the picture)

JAck:Hey guys,wake up

Terri:Leave us alone

Zack:Yeah,we're playing Blue's Clues

Janet:Wake up

Terri:Huh?

Zack:Hey,where's Johnny?

Jack:Karen picked him up a few minutes ago

Janet:She said to thank you guys for babysitting and she'll have you guys babysit the next time she needs you to

Terri:No way

Zack:Yeah.We'd rather have any kind of surgery with Stevie WOnder as the doctor,we'd rather have threesomes with Roseanne,John Goodman and Viscera or that woman who plays Esther on Sanford and Son,Julianne HAll who has that weird looking thing by her ear and Rikishi and we'd rather watch the entire series of Full House,Roseanne,The Waltons,Murphy Brown and Little House On The Prarie until they're all over than watch that baby again

Terri:Yeah.Geez Zack,that's a lot of horrible things

(End of Scene)

Zack:Oh my God.Terri,this was a rough day.Watching that movie over and over.What a day(Gets into bed).Hey Terri,wanna fool around?(Takes the covers off and instead of Terri,sees Steve from Blue's Clues) AHH!

Steve:Hey,it's me Steve

Zack: AHH!(Wakes up and sees Terri next to him).Oh thank you God

END

Starring

Zack Tripper...........Chris Klein

Terri Alden.............Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper...........John Ritter

Janet Wood...........Joyce DeWitt

Guest Starring
Kristen Bell............Karen

Steve Burns..........Himself

[Chain Gang Member]

The Big Day
Janet:Terri,what's wrong?You should be happy that it's your wedding day

Terri:WHy should I be happy?I don't even know why Zack's marrying me.I'm fat and ugly

Janet:Terri,that isn't true

Jack:WHat's going on?

JAnet:Terri,just called herself fat and ugly

Jack:Terri,that's not true.You're not ugly

Terri: Thanks Jack

Jack:Anytime

(later)

Zack:ALright,everything is all set.The bridemaides are here,the groomsmen are here and the reverend is here

Jack:Looks like we're all set

Zack:I can't believe I'm getting married

(On the way to the alter while "Stickwitu" by The Pussycat Dolls plays,Terri starts having pains)

Janet:Terri,are you alright?

Terri:I'm fine

Mr.ALden:Are you sure?

Terri:I''M FINE!

Mr.Alden:Geez.You're as bad your mother when she had you & Samantha

(End of Scene)

(At the alter,Terri has her bridesmaids,Chrissy,Cindy,Samantha & Janet a.k.a The Maid of Honor.Zack has his groomsmen,John Cena,SHawn Michaels a.k.a his trainer,Batista & Jack a.k.a The Best Man)

Rev.SNow: Dearly beloved,we are gathered here today to join Zachary Jonathan Tripper & Terri Kathyne Alden in holy matramony.Would you care to say your vows?

Zack:Sure.Terri,ever since I met you,I knew we were meant to be together.I just felt that spark between us that I've never felt with any other woman.You're my best friend,my soulmate and soon to be my wife

Everyone:Aww

HBK:That's so beautiful

Cena:SHawn,are you crying?

HBK:It's almost what I said to my wife on our wedding day

Batista:Who would've thought

Rev.Snow:Terri

Terri:Zack,I also knew we were gonna be together forever.At first,I only thought you wanted to marry me because you got me pregnant

Orton:Yeah!Way to go,Zack!

Zack:Randy,let her finish

Orton:Sorry

Terri:Then you showed me that you really wanted to marry me by spending a grand on the ring

Larry:Wow.I'd never be able to offord that

Furley:Me neither

Terri:SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!

Larry:Geez,I'm glad I'm not in Zack's shoes.

Furley:With them both yelling at their friends,they definently deserve each other

Larry:I know.I used to have a crush on her,and tried to talk her into

Furley:Larry!Not in here

Terri:Anyway,I consider it to be an honor to be your wife

Zack:ANd consider it to be an honor to be your husband

Rev.Snow:Terri Kathryne ALden,do you take Zachary Jonathan Tripper to be your husband?

Terri:I do

Rev.Snow:ANd do you,Zachary Jonathan Tripper,take Terri Kathryne Alden to be your wife?

Zack:I do

Rev.Snow:Then by the power vested in me,I now pronounce you husband and wife.You may kiss the bride

(they kiss)

Terri:Oh my.I think my water broke

Zack:I must be one heck of a kisser

Cindy:Wow

Chrissy:Zack,you must be glad that none of you other girlfriends' had their water break after kissing them(snorts)

(End of Scene)

(In the hospital,Terri delivers a baby boy)

Terri:He's so beautiful

Zack:Just like the both of us

Eddie:OK,vautos and mamacitas,lets gather around a take a picture of us all

(they do.The episode ends with Zack & Terri's friends & families gather around them for a group photo of all of them)

END

Starring
Chris Klein...Zack Tripper

Priscilla Barnes......Terri ALden(now Terri Alden-Tripper)

John Ritter...........Jack Tripper

Joyce DeWitt.......Janet Wood

Guest Stars
Rev. Snow..........Peter Mark Richmond

Chrissy Snow.......Suzanne SOmers

Cindy Snow.........Jennilee Harrison

Larry Dallas..........Richard Kline

Ralph Furley.........Don Knotts

Mr.Alden..............Hugh Gillin

Mrs.Alden............Mina Kolb

Samantha ALden...Jennifer Walker

John Cena............Himself

Shawn Michaels.....Himself

Dave Batista..........Himself

Randy Orton...........Himself

Eddie Guerrero.........Himself

Sitckwitu-Pussycat Dolls

[Chain Gang Member]

Best Moments From Each Episode
Shattered Dreams
The trio moving from Santa Monica to San Diego an dmoving in with Zack

Zack in his last matches where he's trapped in the Lasso From El Passo by Eddie Guerrero,but still has the strength to get out of it and pin Kurt Angle in the Triple Threat Match

Baring The Truth
Zack & Terri "seeing each other" for the first time

Jack walking in on Zack & Terri in Zack's bedroom

Finally
Zack & Terri coming out of Zack's room hearing Jack & Janet moaning the other's name while they're sleeping in seprate rooms

Zack yelling at Jack & Janet to go out out on a date

Zack & Terri see Janet walking out of Jack's room only wearing one of Jack's shirts

Hear Comes The Pain
Zack getting revenge on Brock Lesnar for Jack after after he put Jack in the hospital,by long with Goldberg, helping his friend,Eddie Guerrero hit his Frog Splash on Lesnar to become the NEW WWE Champion

Zack vs. Lee
Zack giving Lee a Vanterminator to win the match the had Zack,Shawn Michaels & Rob Van Dam vs. Lee,Triple H & Ric Flair

Impodent
Terri telling Jack & Janet that Zack's "under the weather"

Haas Is A Pain
Zack,Terri,Jack & Janet mooning the neighbors as Charlie comes back in,telling them that he bent over to tie his shoe and that most people just wave goodbye

A Woman's Touch
Zack & Jack's reaction to Janet & Terri redecorating their rooms

Unstratusfied
Terri imitating John Cena by saying "You Can't See Me" after calling Zack a pervert when Zack opens the shower curtain while she's in there so he could explain the situation where Trish told Terri that she was his first.

Zack singing "Enemy" by Fozzy to Trish

Terri throwing Trish out of the house

Reunion BBQ
The gang's reaction after finding out that the burgers were cooked with Jack's mom's ashes

What I'm Trying To Tell You Is
Jack trying to tell Zack that Terri might be pregnant,but Zack's not hearing a word he's saying because he's listening to "Bad,Bad Man" by John Cena on the CD that Terri bought for him

Zack fainting after Terri tells him that she's pregnant with his child

Meet The Aldens
Zack compementing Mrs. Alden

Zack running upstairs after Mr.Alden is mad when he hears that Zack got Terri pregnant

How To Propose
Zack Singing "This Is How A Heart Breaks" by Rob Thomas after Terri turns Zack down the first time he proposed

Zack puting the ring on Terri's finger after she tells him that she really wants to marry him

The Contest
The gang trying to cool themselves downso that they can win the contest of which couple can go without sex the longest

Babyface
Zack reacting after hearing the sonogram talking to him when he's trying to get it on with Terri

The BAbysitters
Zack & Terri dreaming that their in Blue's Clues

The Big Day
Zack & Terri reading their vowes

Terri's water breaking after they're married

Everyone in a group photo in the end

[Chain Gang Member]

Zack Tripper......Chris Klein

Terri Alden.......Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper........John Ritter

Janet Wood......Joyce DeWitt

And dont you wish you were me?
Everything a man should be
Don't you wish you were me?
It ain't that easy
Don't think you'll ever be,
The king of all you see
Cause dont you wish you were me?
Keep dreamin' about being me

[PlayOn]

awsome job. i think i'm rubbing off on you. lol. j/k. i liked how you added you're favorite thing to the plot. very original. again, dude awsome job.

[Chain Gang Member]

THeme SOng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjgEjcN2J5I

[Johnny be good!]

These are awesome.