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MA · 12-06-2019, 08:43 AM

Dan: How did you get appointed to the bench?

MA · 01-02-2020, 10:48 AM

Flo: Parents say the darnedest things, don't they?

MA · 01-05-2020, 09:06 AM

Dan Fielding:
Wait a minute, you're carrying 250,000 bucks around in a coffee can?

MA · 01-06-2020, 07:10 AM

Christine: [regarding Dan's impotence] Dan, you know there are several books on this subject that might be of some use to you.
Dan: Such as?
Christine: [as everyone turns their gaze on her] Well..."The Little Engine That Could."

MA · 01-09-2020, 09:30 AM

Harry: So you really believe you're responsible for everything that happens in the next year?
"1987": I'm gonna make NBC the number-one network again!
Harry: [bangs gavel] Held over for a psychiatric evaluation.

AB · 09-08-2021, 08:02 PM

Roz:

MA · 09-09-2021, 07:22 AM

Judge Harry T. Stone:
Surely, murder is not the only answer.

AB · 09-09-2021, 09:07 PM

Dan:

MA · 09-10-2021, 07:46 AM

Art Fensterman:
It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor?

Harry Stone:
yeah...

Art Fensterman:
It's not there anymore

AB · 09-13-2021, 10:15 PM

Roz:

MA · 09-16-2021, 02:01 PM

[after an electrician uses ashes from an urn in a coffee maker to test the circuit]

Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone:
That wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!

12-06-2019, 08:43 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	One-Liners Dan: How did you get appointed to the bench?
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09-08-2021, 08:02 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Roz: Attached Images

09-09-2021, 09:07 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Dan: Attached Images

09-13-2021, 10:15 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Roz: Attached Images

01-02-2020, 10:48 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Flo: Parents say the darnedest things, don't they?

01-05-2020, 09:06 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Dan Fielding: Wait a minute, you're carrying 250,000 bucks around in a coffee can?

01-06-2020, 07:10 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Christine: [regarding Dan's impotence] Dan, you know there are several books on this subject that might be of some use to you. Dan: Such as? Christine: [as everyone turns their gaze on her] Well..."The Little Engine That Could."

01-09-2020, 09:30 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Harry: So you really believe you're responsible for everything that happens in the next year? "1987": I'm gonna make NBC the number-one network again! Harry: [bangs gavel] Held over for a psychiatric evaluation.

09-09-2021, 07:22 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Judge Harry T. Stone: Surely, murder is not the only answer.

09-10-2021, 07:46 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Art Fensterman: It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor? Harry Stone: yeah... Art Fensterman: It's not there anymore

09-16-2021, 02:01 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	[after an electrician uses ashes from an urn in a coffee maker to test the circuit] Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone: That wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!