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MA · 04-24-2021, 05:10 PM

Murphy:
[in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it!

[Corky comes in with a plastic cup]

Corky:
Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full.

Murphy:
Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now!

Jim:
[looking at the monitor] She's going to blow!

[everyone ducks as the next contraction hits and Murphy screams]

Ohio8 · 05-09-2021, 03:44 PM

Miles: "Gentile, Gentile, Gentile."

Murphy: "A social conscience; I like that."

MA · 05-09-2021, 03:45 PM

Murphy:
I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

AB · 05-11-2021, 05:11 PM

Murphy and Peter:

MA · 05-11-2021, 06:37 PM

Murphy:
I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

Ohio8 · 08-18-2021, 07:57 PM

(First line of the series.)
Jim Dial: "What a bunch of bull."

Ohio8 · 08-18-2021, 07:58 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Eldin: "Yep, I won ten bucks at Lotto."

MA · 08-23-2021, 02:01 PM

[to a Russian journalist who has just insulted her]

Murphy:
Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"!

04-24-2021, 05:10 PM	#31
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Murphy: [in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it! [Corky comes in with a plastic cup] Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full. Murphy: Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now! Jim: [looking at the monitor] She's going to blow! [everyone ducks as the next contraction hits and Murphy screams]
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

05-09-2021, 03:44 PM	#32
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Miles: "Gentile, Gentile, Gentile." Murphy: "A social conscience; I like that."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

05-11-2021, 05:11 PM	#34
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Murphy and Peter: Attached Images

05-09-2021, 03:45 PM	#33
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Murphy: I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

05-11-2021, 06:37 PM	#35
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Murphy: I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

08-18-2021, 07:57 PM	#36
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First line of the series.) Jim Dial: "What a bunch of bull."

08-18-2021, 07:58 PM	#37
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last line of the series.) Eldin: "Yep, I won ten bucks at Lotto."

08-23-2021, 02:01 PM	#38
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	[to a Russian journalist who has just insulted her] Murphy: Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"!