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MA · 01-01-2019, 12:38 PM

[At a costume party]
Ned Dorsey: I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.
Girl: Interesting line.
Ned Dorsey: Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.

Ohio8 · 02-15-2021, 07:48 PM

Ned: ""Look, Howard, the hunt for bread October."

Stacey: (sarcastically)"Gee, hiring a gorgeous supermodel to sell trucks to men. You're quite a visionary."

Eric: (to Alexa)"Very nice of you to meet me."

Alexa: "Oh, it feels good to laugh."

Eric: "I would like tom smash in the faces of those people!"

Ned: "She, uh, doesn't get around much."

Eric: (on phone)"I will be home as soon as work permits."

MA · 03-10-2021, 10:11 AM

Ned Dorsey: [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.

AB · 03-10-2021, 07:26 PM

Ned:

MA · 03-29-2021, 12:54 PM

Eric 'Rico' Moyer:
Uh, Stacey, Ned's got something to tell you.

Stacey Colbert:
What is it?

Ned Dorsey:
Stacey...

Stacey Colbert:
Yes, Ned.

Ned Dorsey:
GET OUT!

Stacey Colbert:
What?

Ned Dorsey:
I mean, I like pie.

AB · 03-29-2021, 05:07 PM

Stacey:

MA · 04-24-2021, 05:09 PM

Ned Dorsey:
I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.

Girl:
Interesting line.

Ned Dorsey:
Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.

01-01-2019, 12:38 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Quotes [At a costume party] Ned Dorsey: I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee. Girl: Interesting line. Ned Dorsey: Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.
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02-15-2021, 07:48 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Ned: ""Look, Howard, the hunt for bread October." Stacey: (sarcastically)"Gee, hiring a gorgeous supermodel to sell trucks to men. You're quite a visionary." Eric: (to Alexa)"Very nice of you to meet me." Alexa: "Oh, it feels good to laugh." Eric: "I would like tom smash in the faces of those people!" Ned: "She, uh, doesn't get around much." Eric: (on phone)"I will be home as soon as work permits."
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03-10-2021, 07:26 PM	#4
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03-29-2021, 05:07 PM	#6
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03-10-2021, 10:11 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Ned Dorsey: [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.

03-29-2021, 12:54 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Eric 'Rico' Moyer: Uh, Stacey, Ned's got something to tell you. Stacey Colbert: What is it? Ned Dorsey: Stacey... Stacey Colbert: Yes, Ned. Ned Dorsey: GET OUT! Stacey Colbert: What? Ned Dorsey: I mean, I like pie.

04-24-2021, 05:09 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Ned Dorsey: I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee. Girl: Interesting line. Ned Dorsey: Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.