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Jim: "Great. Another major household appliance choosing a life of crime."
Melinda: "I wonder how it happened." Jim: "This is how it ends." (He unplugs the refrigerator.) Melinda: "No more apple cobbler is a good thing?" Andrea: "He thought I was a rebel, and a loser." Melinda: "I can't shake this feeling of dread, you know?" Jim: "Well, at least the ghosts are back." Andrea: "Where is your sense of adventure?" Melinda: "Under my sense of biting off more than we can chew." Spirit of Captain Ken Nilsen: "The captain goes down with the sense." |
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Justin Yates: "I think it means I'm haunted."
Melinda: (to Justin)"You can't hide anything on the (Internet)." Justin's ghost: "Whoa. Am I..." Melinda: "Yes. You're dead." Melinda: "I'd feel better if I knew where her spirit was." Melinda: "Where all the damaged souls in Grandview go." Rick: "...I'm not going there." Rick: "She plays me like a piano." (In the underground Grandview.) Melinda: (to Justin's ghost)"Those aren't the actions of somebody who belongs here." |
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Just unplug the drain - you're George the plumber, not George the comedian.
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