Four Reasons I Am Glad I'm a Man

[IllinoisTVFan]

Originally Posted by opus

Back with the Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup

Love that! My dad had a chance to be an extra in the Blues Brothers but figured it would be a flop no one remembered. He regrets it of course.

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by Torgo

I'm just glad I'm not a girl, because they have cooties.

No!! Boys do !! They are icky !!!

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by opus

How about this reason — If women cry they’re “sensitive”. If men cry they’re “wimpy”

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by opus

Not just women. Apparently you haven't seen a recent photo of me.

Like Tootsie Horvath!!!

[opus]

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

No!! Boys do !! They are icky !!!

This is literally how I do it.

[opus]

Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Love that! My dad had a chance to be an extra in the Blues Brothers but figured it would be a flop no one remembered. He regrets it of course.

Not Dad’s fault. You never know with SNL movies. Sometimes you get The Blues Brothers or Wayne’s World. And sometimes you get It’s Pat or A Night At The Roxbury.

[opus]

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Here’s a better hamburger photo

[1960'sTVfan]

Originally Posted by catsrule

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

Overall I think men have it a little easier than women. Men don't have to put makeup on their faces, men don't have breasts and don't have to wear bras, and men don't have to go through that monthly cycle which I imagine is rather unpleasant and not a great deal of fun.

[1960'sTVfan]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

Who here is middle aged and still a virgin? Certainly not me but it's been six years since I last had intimate relations with a woman because it's been that long since I split up with my former girlfriend and I've been alone and single ever since and I'm probably better off that way.

[IllinoisTVFan]

Originally Posted by opus

Not Dad’s fault. You never know with SNL movies. Sometimes you get The Blues Brothers or Wayne’s World. And sometimes you get It’s Pat or A Night At The Roxbury.

Very true. The SNL hits are much smaller than the flops. Ironically both the Blues Brothers and Wayne's World are set around the Chicago area. I've actually seen It's Pat, what a strange movie (though did have Ween).

[icecream]

Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

Men don't have to put makeup on their faces.

Women don't have to put on makeup either. A lot of them think it is necessary or they like it. But there are people like my mom who almost never put on makeup, and this has basically been her whole life. Ironically her mother and my grandmother refused to go anywhere in public without their makeup being fully applied for the day.

[IllinoisTVFan]

Originally Posted by catsrule

Women don't have to put on makeup either. A lot of them think it is necessary or they like it. But there are people like my mom who almost never put on makeup, and this has basically been her whole life. Ironically her mother and my grandmother refused to go anywhere in public without their makeup being fully applied for the day.

I rarely wear makeup because I don't have to unless I have a flare up.

[opus]

Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Very true. The SNL hits are much smaller than the flops. Ironically both the Blues Brothers and Wayne's World are set around the Chicago area. I've actually seen It's Pat, what a strange movie (though did have Ween).

Chicago must make the difference. If A Night At The Roxbury had been A Night At The Spybar (conveniently located at 646 North Franklin St) it would have been a megahit.

[Dude111]

I guess im glad to be a boy.......... I dunno if I can pick 4 reasons why though.....

[DJM77]

Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

Who here is middle aged and still a virgin? Certainly not me but it's been six years since I last had intimate relations with a woman because it's been that long since I split up with my former girlfriend and I've been alone and single ever since and I'm probably better off that way.

I was a virgin until I was 40 and when I did lose my virginity it was to my wife. I could've had sex before then, but I was saving myself for marriage.