Why didn’t Ann’s father just buy her a chastity belt? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TV Guy · 09-28-2020, 12:55 PM

He was very concerned about Don deflowering her. A chastity belt would have saved him a lot of surprise visits to Ann’s apartment.

GentlemanJim · 09-28-2020, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TV Guy

He was very concerned about Don deflowering her. A chastity belt would have saved him a lot of surprise visits to Ann’s apartment.

I always felt like Donald's patience was one of those eternal TV questions that defied an answer........such as how did Granny Clampett ever become a mother, or what did Thelma Lou do for an income?

icecream · 09-28-2020, 06:18 PM

I bet if he had done that, Ann would have refused to wear it. Lou was way too possessive of his adult daughter. It is too bad Marlo Thomas didn't want her character married, yes Ann should be able to make it on her own but with Don being her constant boyfriend who wasn't going anywhere they should have gotten married in the season 4 finale. Then season 5 could have been an entire season with them married and morally acceptable to live together.

Hazel Anyday · 09-28-2020, 07:32 PM

If he had Ann probably would have had a built in peep hole installed. A rather large peep hole for Donald but what Lou doesn't know won't hurt her

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icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,688	I bet if he had done that, Ann would have refused to wear it. Lou was way too possessive of his adult daughter. It is too bad Marlo Thomas didn't want her character married, yes Ann should be able to make it on her own but with Don being her constant boyfriend who wasn't going anywhere they should have gotten married in the season 4 finale. Then season 5 could have been an entire season with them married and morally acceptable to live together.
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09-28-2020, 07:32 PM	#4
Hazel Anyday Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 12, 2002 Posts: 2,135	More Than One Way If he had Ann probably would have had a built in peep hole installed. A rather large peep hole for Donald but what Lou doesn't know won't hurt her.
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